Every Day FSU Sports Information releases a very non-detailed practice report.
I think i have their formula down to a science and figured I'd share it with you. If you read these regularly, you'll get the humor. If not, well, sorry.
Corey Surrency torched someone and caught a touchdown.
[Defensive Back Under 180lbs] wore a Blue Jersey]
[QB Who runs better than you know] or [QB who throws better than you think] just overthrew Surrency.
Everette Brown sacked both [QB Who runs better than you know] AND [QB who throws better than you think]
Surrency crushed two defenders on a bubble screen.
[Young offensive lineman] impresses Rick Trickett.
Corey Surrency catches touchdown on intermediate route.
[RB Under 205 lbs] leaves for undisclosed minor injury.
Surrency Catches touchdown.
Markus White makes good hustle play.
Random Quote #1 from [Bobby or Jimbo]
Random Quote #2 from [Coach Rick Trickett or Mickey]