Offbeat Friday: Bobby Bowden Pregame Speech Gets the FireJoeMorgan Treatment
A little over a year ago I was introduced to two blogs that would eventually change my life. One was Tomahawk Nation. The other was firejoemorgan.com. FJM was a collection of professional tv writers who happened to be huge baseball fans, familiar with sabermetrics, and tired of the idiocy that defined much of professional sports journalism.
Sadly for us, they all became very successful in their, you know, "jobs". KenTremendous is the creator of NBC's Parks and Recreation, and each of the other writers have moved on in the entertainment business.
Frequent readers of Deadspin will remember the FJM reunion a few weeks ago when the guys returned for a day to be guest editors. You can go to the FJM blog or check out the Deadspin archives to get a feel for what's about to happen.
In honor of the FJM team, and since it is Boston College week, I thought we would have some fun by giving Coach Bowden the FJM treatment....
(PS- Thanks to SWFLNole for the idea!!!)
Bobby Bowden Pregame Speech (via gatormarc99)
"Defense play with a lot of confidence, with enthusiasm, and with togetherness."
And you know, speed, intelligence, and talent.
Seriously though. I think it is remarkable that the three things that are necessary to play solid defense on national television are the same three things that won my dance troupe the silver medal at the Grace Baptist Church summer camp of 1999 (We were robbed of the gold, the Pentecostals cheated.)
Following this game, Coach would blame the lack of "togetherness" for the loss. For the next week he made the defense wear friendship bracelets.
"BC comes to our house to take away what you and I want."
BC is coming to take away your naps, metamusil, and Matlock reruns? Those heartless bastards.
"They come right down here to our house… to take it away… you know? So you… you’re out there with a… "
This message brought to you by Foghorn Leghorn, the letter UHHH, and the number 16 (as in Coach Bowden is 16 wins behind JoePa).
Side note: If the Count on Sesame Street were going to wish Coach a Happy Birthday, at what point would he quit, carve "Brooks was here" into a wall. and hang himself?
"You gotta fight. Ya know? You gotta fight, and I know you will. I know you’re gonna fight tonight."
Heads up, Coach. When Chuck, Jody, Jimbo, and Dex are in the same room, DON'T SAY THE WORD FIGHT!!!
First rule of Coach Fight Club: You do not talk about Coach Fight Club.
PS- For the purposes of this joke, the role of Chuck Amato's breasts will be played by Meatloaf. His name was Chuck Amato. His name was Chuck Amato. His name was...
"It’s gonna be execution. Execution."
So fresh and so clean. Clean. Outkast doesn't have the market on repetition cornered.
Maybe we've discovered the reason why Chuck wears those Bret Hart sunglasses. Bret was "The Excellence of Execution." It's all making sense now.
...
...
Wait... this speech and Chuck Amato's continued employment are making sense to me? Does this mean I'm about to die? I'm so freaking scared right now.
"Quarterback just making good handoffs."
If you look up the definition of a quarterback in the 1913 Walter Camp official manual it says "the right honorable gentleman who is charged with turning around and handing the ball to the speedy player behind him. see also: twirly-ma-jigger."
We were gonna buy coach an updated rules book, but it was late, we'd been eating a lot of Hungry Howie's and playing Madden, we only had a little bit of cash, and those freaking Snuggies commercials are just so convincing...
"Backs taking… taking the ball."
It seems Coach had some other idea of what the backs were supposed to take. My thoughts as to what the original statement read?
Backs taking... a bathroom break in Renegade's stall.
Backs taking... this job and shoving it.
Backs taking... a really long time to finish recruiting on their NCAA 08 dynasty.
Backs taking... something they got from Preston Parker.
I think we can all agree that "the ball" was the best option.
"Receivers catching the ball. Not worrying about where they’re going to run. Not worried about who's coming. Just making the doggone catch like you’re capable of doing."
Yeah... it's a great idea to tell Preston about those men coming to get him. As if he weren't paranoid enough already.
I wonder if Coach practiced this speech in front of a mirror beforehand. If he did, I bet his reflection fell asleep too.
Coach actually said "Candyman" into a mirror 3 times once. It made the Candyman cry. Apparently Candyman used to be a huge Charlie Ward fan.
" …. Who… who’s… Some of you gonna get opportunities tonight."
I say... I say... I say... are you ready for some football?
"Like we mentioned last night, some of you gon’ get an opportunity to show the nation what you can do."
"Everette I hope you have your trumpet ready. And Christian are you wearing your tap shoes? This is the biggest talent show yet!!! We might just save the theater after all."
After watching that game, I haven't seen lamer "abilities" demonstrated on national television since the second season of Heroes. My favorite one was when Darius McClure showed the world how he could tear his ACL by celebrating. That was a real talent.
"Boy, you can’t ask for better than that, can ya?"
Actually, I can ask for a lot better than that, but 8 years of begging have caused me to realize that I won't get it no matter how hard I ask.
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It's amazing
that we could get fired up for any game with that kind of pep talk. Maybe I need to watch that prior to each kickoff to temper my expectations for the game.
Wasn't it Darius McClure that tore his ACL from celebrating...or maybe I'm thinking of Martin Automatica Grammatica
Nonetheless…this was hilarious
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such football education videos such as
-Playing defense with a lot of confidence, enthusiasm, togetherness, speed, intelligence, and talent,
-Quarterbacks making good handoffs,
-Backs taking the ball,
and the ever popular
-Receivers catching the ball.
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by FrankDNole on Oct 2, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Hilarious commentary as well as a sad pathetic reality.
As sad as it is I will be LMAO all day long about this. Thanks MattDNole!
"Necessity is the mother of taking chances."
- Mark Twain
True Seminole
True Seminoles know how to give pregame speeches!
by CSI Nole on Oct 2, 2009 9:30 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
It got you so fired up
you couldn’t spell “speech” right the first time.
Imagine the impact on physical activities such as “handing th ball off” and “togetherness”.
by PBD on Oct 2, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL, that was great...
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler
The best part of the video is watching the players faces, and then the couple who start talking to each other,
like come’on grandpa, we don’t care how many miles you had to walk in the snow to get to school.
Also, I love me them black out games.
Mr. DNole, once again you’ve made a mockery of our program solely for the entertainment of the readers. You should be ashamed of yourself. Have you no pride? How dare you blantantly disrespect this living legend who we are blessed to have grace us with his presence.
I will not be renewing my subscription and I will no longer fianancially support TN.
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So sad. FSU has "Jumped the Shark" bigtime
Would somebody spill the beans about which 2 coaches got into a fight and why ? Why all the secrecy about it ?
asses
enjoy. enjoy. too cool for the room. If I didn’t care so much about FSU and the majority of the fanbase, I would revel in the misery and complete lack of ability to do ANYTHING about what is bugging this crowd. You can disagree or want change, but just being asses and so darn clever at it, is not necessary. oh well… bash on. bash on.
Actually a defense mechanism
It is like l.e.o.s cracking jokes at a murder scene or bad traffic accident. Things are so screwed up that you have to find the humor not to go crazy.
by osceolafan850 on Oct 2, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the real "***es" are the ones who continue to let this drag on for almost a decade....
This site would be 10x’s more supportive of even a descent total package staff than the average “what have you done for me lately” fan.
Yeah, right!
Very clever and very good.
Wolffbird, why do you hate “clever?” And what kind of screenname is wolffbird? Is it because [clever remark removed as a courtesy]? If you don’t like what we do here, move on. Especially if you don’t get it. Because I can understand that would be incredibly frustrating for you. Methinks you’re either a troll or Sue Hall killing time inbetween emptying bins of shredded “fan mail” addressed to Coach Bowden.
*You've very clever and the FANPOST was very good.
Of course. No need to clarify. Obviously. Just… nothing.
That's it... jump on, pile on, I am not 80
If this site is not here for ALL opinions then I should move on. A hateful and rude bunch of self congratulating malcontents. Who gives a damn what my screenname is? Do you really care to know? no… I am no troll nor a boy named Sue. Maybe I should be wolffbirdDnole, would that be acceptable? I have made no personal attacks, just questioned things. I do not say I am the end all answer man, but my $$$ and my support is as good as any of you. I do find myself at games I can attend trying to figure who around me might be a member of this board. I guess I will need to wait until Special Olympics Day… then it will be a gathering of all the big shots!!! Finally, a personal attack!!!
You have given nothing to support your stance
Absolutely nothing. So here’s your opportunity, yet again. Why do you feel the way you do?
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I guess when you lead off your comment by calling us asses, in your book, that is not considered a personal attack.
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The circle goes round and round...
Asses was aimed at those who make the old man, depends, senile, etc… comments. I don’t care if it’s Bobby or my grandpa, it is not cool. But, that is the world we live in and I sure as heck am not going to change anything, just get mouthed off to on a message board. OK… for the 32nd time in the last year… do you think that Bobby or any 1 or 2 of the coaches being gone is the difference in THIS team being 5-7, 8-4, or 11-2 and ACC Champs? Last year, after the bowl game, all over this board was rumblings about how the defense was going to be rough this year… I read 3-9, 5-7 predictions all over the place. I come back right before the Miami game and it WOW! 10-2, 9-3 and even 11-1 predictions. I asked then… what happened? no answer. We lose a game to Miami that was a couple inches from a happy ending and then, the sky started falling. The Jax St. game was when it realy kicked into gear. BUT WHY, when that game and the USF game was not exactly an offensive clinic, is Jimbo and his guys and that squad of players given every excuse? The defense or special teams f’s up and it is time to hang those coaches. The players seem to be immune from any criticism. They need special pep talks? good God. I paid for my colege education, nobody pep talked me to go to class or take a test. If they have no more pride or dedication then the whole freakin’ house should be cleaned and not just the coaches but players as well. Let’s have a 2-10, 3-9 couple years and just start it all over again. FLAT? why in God’s name would they be FLAT last week? A commuter school who was wanting to be a big dog comes to your house to take your spot in the FLA big 3 and you are flat? I can also debate my views on play selection and why certain guys get forgotten as the game goes along… but again, I am not on the sidelines and I do not KNOW the real in’s & out’s. I am a fan who cares and joined this site for the opportunity to share ideas and get answers. The bullying is silly and it does nothing but stroke the ego of someone who thinks they are good with the keyboard ( I hear Leno needs a writer). I read a posting a few weeks ago that was giving this guy hell for whatever his preseason prediction was and how he was changing his numbers after the Jax St. game. It went on and on and on and was silly. I should of just kept my posting to myself and hoped I could read something from another person asking same thing. I am a fan of FSU not the people who are fer Bobby or agin’ him… just seems I have more in common with those who respect him and do not enjoy the crap talk.
BTW… I read the WVU article that was linked here. The point? He was an up and coming coach and they were restless… what school isn’t or hasn’t been there? I live in that area now, and let me say… there is nothing but respect and good memories (glossed over I am sure) of Bobby being here. WV has nothing but WVU to root for and they take it very personal… so, that article was kinda wasteful if it was trying to paint Bobby as a bad coach or whatever. pile it on… pile it on…. ok. I have TRIED to make a point… let the ridicule begin!
I haven't responded to you so I'll give the piling on a try...
No matter how much you complain CTC, your job will not be saved. And yes, getting rid of you and a bunch of other coaches will have a large impact on this team. From wins, to recruits, to overall integrity, identity, and structure. Wake up Chucky…it’s over. One more thing. Making fun of Bobby is totally acceptable, especially considering he likes to keep jokes like you employed.
Not an alcoholic, just an FSU grad.
“OK… for the 32nd time in the last year… do you think that Bobby or any 1 or 2 of the coaches being gone is the difference in THIS team being 5-7, 8-4, or 11-2 and ACC Champs?”
-Yes, if he, Amato, Jody, and Mickey had been gone for a year, we could have competed this year, and if not, certainly the next. You don’t understand just how poorly the defense is being coached.
“FLAT? why in God’s name would they be FLAT last week?”
-Well, it happens to every team. Especially when, wait for it, they have an incompetent leader.
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Fair enough.
Asses was aimed at those who make the old man, depends, senile, etc… comments.
Did you see the worthless POS pregame last minute instructions and motivational speech? It’s not the reading from the notes that bothers me, it’s what is written on the notes that is the problem. It was a nothing but boiler plate serving of garbage just for the sake of saying something. The worst part is that he probably knew the camera’s were going to be rolling, AND THIS IS THE BEST HE COULD COME UP WITH.
You opened yourself up to pesonal attacks/bullying (whatever you want to call it) when you lead off your comments with the word asses, whether it was aimed at one person or everyone of us. You were the first to get the personal ball rolling bubba.
If you disagree with a comment or story, you can either ignore it, or make a comment on why you disagree with it and why. If you choose the later, do try to defend it when asked to.
do you think that Bobby or any 1 or 2 of the coaches being gone is the difference in THIS team being 5-7, 8-4, or 11-2 and ACC Champs?
No, at the minimum 4 coaches must go: Bobby, Mickey. Chuckie, and Jody.
This years team does not stand a chance because the damage is done due to 3 of the 4 coaches mentioned above (Mickey excluded) don’t do a damn thing to help the cause and are nothing more than glorified factory workers, getting a paycheck and punching out at the end of their shift. However, letting the dysfunction continue for another year will set us back another 3-4 years, even with Fisher taking over in 2011. The sooner he takes over, the sooner the healing can begin. And if he is not the right choice, if he does not turn around the program within a few years, we will be able to can his sorry ass without any hesitation because he will not have any sense of entitlement.
Last year, after the bowl game, all over this board was rumblings about how the defense was going to be rough this year
At this point of the season, so far, I would go out on a limb and say those prognosticators were correct.
BUT WHY, when that game and the USF game was not exactly an offensive clinic, is Jimbo and his guys and that squad of players given every excuse?
I think if you go back and read, most of us agree that this was not Jimbo’s finest hour. The playcalling was questionable, but the fumbles are not his fault. However, if we go back, how many games his sqaud outperformed the defense.
I am a fan who cares and joined this site for the opportunity to share ideas and get answers.
We are all fans who care and joined this site for the opportunity to share ideas and get answers, but you hit the nail on the head when you said fans. We think we know the answers, we think we see things the coaches don’t see or understand, but at the end of the day, all we really are is just fans with no power.
Withgreatno power comesgreatno responsibility.
So at the end of the day, we are nothing but a bunch of know-it-all fans (myself included) who are throwing around their opinions because we think we know more and can do a better job than those being paid hundred of thousands/millions to make those decisions. That is all it really is and my opinion is as good as yours, unless your opinion is ludicrous or insane (I am not refering to you, let’s be clear) and have no basis for it.
I read a posting a few weeks ago that was giving this guy hell for whatever his preseason prediction was
That is not why he got hell. He got hell because he would post a couple of pages of crap, each time saying he never said this and he never said that. I am the one that called him out when he denied ever saying that we would be undefeated going into the Swamp, when he denied ever making such a stupid statement and called me a liar.
I may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but my brain cells were not all wasted and fried during the 80’s and early 90’s, thank God.
This reader would not join in stories or post already in progress because he always had to start his on fanpost to showcase his brilliance and optimism. He had a history of making inappropriate comments at other sites and he was banned. And finally when he was challenged, he would open a new account under a different screen name and post similar nonsense. This is the type of reader most of us member have no use for and get tired of going back and forth with. This is why he is no longer welcomed on this site. Well that is until he comes back under a new name and starts with his superiority complex comments, I guess.
No one cares what you post as long as you defend your post, and you may be right, or you may be wrong, but you will probably always get challenged. Changing your mind is allowed, and while some people may try to get you see it their POV, at the end of the day what you believe is what you believe no matter what.
Take it or leave it, tit for tat, ying for yang, but feel free to express your opinion and if challenged, feel free to defend it, but if you can’t, you can probably expect to get some feedback.
Oh and BTW, I paid my own tuition, rent, and expenses also while working full time and taking a full load so I would qualify for student aid. That does not make my opinion any better or worse than yours, but sometimes it gives us a different basis and background on which we form those opinions. Man now I am just rambling on. Good luck.
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It's the player's fault?
I will hypothetically say that everything you say is true. If that is the case, and the players are bad, it’s still the coach’s fault for recruiting bad players.
Old School Nole
I guess I will need to wait until Special Olympics Day…
There’s only one certifiable “asshole” in here. What a ridiculous way to try to talk smack, by making fun of the Special Olympics? But you’re offended when people call Bobby an “old man”? You’ve got serious issues.
smash! you are an analyst?
will save lots of $$$ on therapy. I have serious issues! hahaha you figure this from a stupid message board. WOW. It is laughable, yet sad. But at the end of the day… we all will do what we do and the world continues to turn. I think my last laugh is that all of these people you are so angry with and rallying against will still be there. They will not suffer one second based on anything this board writes about them. now that is worth a good laugh!!! Issues? hahaha brave men indeed!
Stir I shall...
but let’s all take a break (7hrs or so) and unite. GO FSU! This crap will be here tonight, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, and on and on and on.
Maybe after the game
You can explain to me why Bowden should stay as head coach, which you still haven’t done
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If I ever again hear
“Because he is the one that built this program from scratch, made us what we are today and national champs, and he should go out on his own terms whenever he is ready and we should all support him until he is ready to retire”
I swear I will

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by FrankDNole on Oct 3, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This fanbase has been oh so patient.
Whenever I mention I’m an FSU fan to a non-Nole, I get something to the effect “When is Bowden going to retire”, and “How much longer are you all going to put up with this”? They can not believe we haven’t stormed the Bastille by now and demanded change. The rest of the college football world is shaking there heads in disbelief.
by Bud Elliott on Oct 2, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cubs fans have been sympathetic to me...
by DownByTheRiverWalkinOnWater on Oct 2, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Screw that.
We’ve been patient for nine years. Having suffered through the Nepotism Era when I was enrolled at FSU and spent all of that time wishing Jeff Bowden would get hit by a meteor, I’m sick of it. Sick of watching the team I’ve been watching since I was a toddler suck year after year under leadership which couldn’t care less. Enough, already.
I don’t ask a lot. They don’t have to win the title every year. Don’t even have to be in the Top 10. But they’ve gotta be in the hunt, and they’ve gotta at least beat the Gators (or have a decent shot at it).
Or they’ve at least gotta fight for those things. That’s not asking a lot from the school that ten years ago was the definition of what it meant to be a great football school.
by Drew J Jones on Oct 2, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent use of Nepotism Era
All I ask is maximize resources. Be the best FSU can be. Do I expect to compete with UF? No, only if they are in a down year. The resources just aren’t the same. But FSU should win the Atlantic Division 3 of 5 years.
But...
…I do expect them to compete with UF in the next few years. Give it a cycle of Fisher working out the kinks in recruiting, and then I expect competition with UF, to the point that we’ve got a 50/50 shot in any given year.
This is still Florida State. Fisher wouldn’t be there if he didn’t think he could turn the program and turn it into a contender quicker than another program.
I mean,
when both programs are operating at their best, UF is better. Just more resources. I just want to see us maximize ours and not become Texas A&M
I will still expect us to beat UF
With the amount of talented players in Fl and the surrounding states, and the inexact science of player scouting, when all 3 of the big 3 are operating at their best I expect them all to be able to beat each other.
by osceolafan850 on Oct 2, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Many believe we can and will compete with UF, no worries.
We’ve had this debate on TN before, and there are two sides. We are nowhere near capable at the moment, which goes without saying, I realize.
5 Very Timely Probations
1985 – Gators go on probation
1987 – Miami goes on probation
1995 – Alabama goes on probation
1996 – Miami goes on probation
2002 – Alabama goes on probation
All of these probations included scholarship reductions and removals of the post season with the 1985 Gator probation being the worst, where they also removed UF’s ability to appear on TV.
I am not saying that Bobby has always been a bad coach, but if you want to finish 14 years in the top 5 you are going to need a little bit of help.
I'm sorry
I forgot Auburn, 1993—with a certain someone who Bobby holds very close to his heart.
Streak and beating UF are different
The top 5 finish streak has an element of luck, just like Joe D’s 56 game hit streak. But the luck doesn’t mean Joe D wasn’t a great player. With the explosion of football and modern training there are a greater number of skilled football players now than before. I don’t think we will see another top 5 streak like that again, but being able to compete with UF is still a goal.
Everyone advantage UF has over us we have over UM and look how that has gone. We are lucky that the regional powers, LSU, UGA, and Bama, all have enough talent in their states that they only dip into Florida for a player here and there. The Big 3 will always be able to fill their rosters with skilled players as long as they win and do their homework.
by osceolafan850 on Oct 2, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay
I don’t know how long you’ve been alive, but since I’ve been alive I think this is the first time that FSU is the ones on probation (self-induced) and EVERYONE else is clean.
With that being said, our general recruiting areas are kind of skimp of people, and the areas we classically exploit we were only able to exploit because of situations going on in those areas.
NOW, in 2009:
Gainesville has a strong direction
Miami has a strong direction
USF has a strong direction
Bama has a strong direction
Auburn is in recovery
and UGA and LSU are relatively irrelevant.
So what, are we going to get 3-4 5*s from South Alabama, South Georgia, the pan handle and Tallahassee EVERY Year that are properly evaluated?
NO. As long as the programs around are strong our coaching staff has to be EXTREMELY competent and present the best possible opportunity to play at the next level, otherwise, there is little to no natural draw for those players to come to our university.
The moment our coaching staff weakens the other players around us JUMP on our pipelines. I mean JUMP.
Yes, that's the one side.
But as osceolafan said, we’re not talking record-shattering streaks here. The idea that FSU is unique in feeding off other teams’ probation or that a program with the resources of UF will never abuse them again is silly. And there’s more talent in Florida than two BCS conferences can handle. But like I said, we’ve been through this ad nauseum at TN. Maybe Bowden will endow the scholarships. (That was a joke to bring the room back together in an uproar of laughter.)
Amazing that UF demanded change quickly with zook and shunned Spuirrier once he left...
at a time when they were not as successful as we were.
Meanwhile we let bowden’s garbagge drone on grinding us into mediocrity commin off possibly the best decade in CFB history.
Yeah, right!
Just so you know
Another story about Bowden.
Need to stop giving away elements of article
I wonder how it feels to CTc that he knows within an hour of BB stepping down hes getting a pink slip.
Why is the sky blue? Because, God Loves the Infantry
Which time? The one last year at halftime of the Wake game, or the one 3 weeks ago. You must be more specific or you will not be taken seriously. (jk)
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As a basketball guy
We are used to people screaming at us. I don’t know if its the pace of the game or whatnot, but Tim Tebow’s speeches seem like lame ducks compared to the overt displays of aggression I’ve experienced from coaches.
I just think there is something more relaxing about outdoor sports… But there is something about basketball that makes coaches want to get right in your face and scream at you in triple forte stacatto going
“YOu ARe GOIng TO GEt BAck On DEFEnse and If YOu DOnt I AM (here comes the creshendo) GOING TO RUN YOUR ASS INTO THE GROUND. (then getting inches away from your eyes) DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!!
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Then we’d have questions like,
Are you tired?
No
Good, it means you can run more.
Are you tired?
Yes
Good, that means you NEED to run more.
Are you tired?
(silence)
Your disrespect will not be tolerated, you are going to run more.
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I think its something about those New Yorkers… Now that I think about it…hmmm…
Tebow's "speeches" or screaming fits
look like contrived, pre-planned, manufactured, bullsh*t that he puts on because he knows the cameras are rolling and he loves getting verbally fellated by ESPN as much as they love verbally fellating him
by ArsonistSavior on Oct 2, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
And edited when scribed on plaques.
“…our goal was to go undefeated since no team in the history of our program has…” (ad lib)
That guy is awesome
That is a pregame speech. And come to think of it… its often not the head coach who is or should be giving the pregame speech…
The coach usually says like “Watch out for X y and z. We are going to focus on running the ball… play a lot of 2-deep tonight… Harris likes to throw it long… cut off the shorts stuff, give em the middle he has no accuracy..etc…”
And then either the head coach finishes with the inspiration or he gives the floor to another coach to get the juices flowing.
But that was great either way.
Someone commented 13 hours ago
that we are coming back, the defense is strong we just have to get the offense together.
www.fsufishing.com
yeah, thats sad... I came across this one after the one i just posted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmJ9vv4Cp0&feature=related
and look at the first comment there.
the video…I felt mixed feelings.I enjoyed it, but was reminded of times past without certainty for the future. I dont know, Im pretty jacked up right now though. I want to believe we will be great again, truly great.
my deepest apologies
but they were great videos no?
I liked that really quick clip of what a Bobby pregame speech used to be like.
Any given Sunday?
We should play that before games, or hire a motivational speaker…
Or the West Virginia approach...
Starts out like Bobby…minus the notes…but given the choice, I’d rather have this pregame speech.
www.Tomahawknation.com
State of Bowden/FSU football
It’s really sad to see what has happened to FSU and Bowden. If I was a recruit, I’d run for the hills when Florida State called. This team looks to be in shambles and nothing will change until Bowden is gone and his influence is completely removed from the program. The longer it takes the longer the road back to prominence will be.
Are you ready for a Terry Bowden Administration????
I can feel it coming. Terry aint gonna stay at UNA any longer than he has to. Bobby is gonna stay long enough for Jimbo to get pissed and leave and make room for the Terry and Chuck show at DCS.
I hope not.
Isn’t the new president supposed to be Mel Martinez? I worry about that, because I haven’t seen signs of any great interest in the program from him, and I fear he may be willing to give away the store to Bowden.
We will have an article in about 2 weeks on this
Mel is a serious candidate, but not the leader in the clubhouse.
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That would be news to me
My office (under T.K.) is handling the search committee stuff, and I was at the trustees meeting. But he may have come out and said he doesn’t want it.
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Found it, he told TK he didnt want to be considered.
He is still looked at as a candidate by many though.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
"Some nasty players that come from those seeds down at FSU in Tallahassee, we hold ourselves to a higher standard... we'll keep grinding it out. When you step on the field you have to represent not just yourself, but for everybody." (DD #45)
notes read:
- name = Bobby Bowden, living legend & most inspiring coach ever
- pace back and forth to help remember where you are
- mention general facts about football
- change depends
- take nap
- give postgame interview
also, love the caption on the pic
by DownByTheRiverWalkinOnWater on Oct 2, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
You'd think
We could get a grad assistant to be designated “Bobby’s speech writer” if he’s going to use the notes. That way, he could do even less!
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We ddin’t even get Waylon and Hank Jr this week. I want my monthly fee back now.
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"Wait... this speech and Chuck Amato's continued employment are making sense to me? Does this mean I'm about to die? I'm so freaking scared right now."
"Some nasty players that come from those seeds down at FSU in Tallahassee, we hold ourselves to a higher standard... we'll keep grinding it out. When you step on the field you have to represent not just yourself, but for everybody." (DD #45)
Page 2 of the St. Pete Times Sports section today.
They printed a letter sent by a MD who graduated in ’94 from FSU who basically is washing his hands of FSU football until changes are made. Quite a funny letter to read actually. I have hunted for a link to post it but I can not find one. Maybe one of the online whiz kids here can find it.
Its nice to see major papers actually printing this stuff though.
“Boy, you can’t ask for better than that, can ya?”
“Actually, I can ask for a lot better than that, but 8 years of begging have caused me to realize that I won’t get it no matter how hard I ask.”
It’s been 8 Years of begging and heavy drinking; I may be numb by now….
Peter King still gets the FJM treatment much worse on Kissing Suzy Kolber
Oh my...
I am so ready to go get em after that speech. Does one really need notes to deliver a speech like that. Yay team…. lets go… get em… Sigh…………..
Good God
Jimbo can’t take over soon enough
2009 Rays Baseball: Welp.....we'll try again in 2010
2009 FSU Football: The most inconsistent team in the country
Be a TRUE Seminole: http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/071509aab.html
Mel Martinez?
If that psycho political shill becomes president of FSU I may mail my diploma back and give up on FSU and football.
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