FSU vs UF 1st Quarter
by FSUSOM on Nov 28, 2009 2:26 PM EST
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Be prepared to be jobbed
by Nole_Fan_Til_I_Die on Nov 28, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
DRINK!
This drinking game is awesome, I’m playing Edward Natty hands and slaying these beers
i need to print out the rules
i keep forgetting all the things that we are drinking for
by ArsonistSavior on Nov 28, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
2009 UF-FSU Drinking Game Drink every time one of the following happens:
- announcers refer to Tebow’s “Promise” speech after Ole Miss loss
- Tebow scores a 1-yard TD
- Tebow is shown yelling like a maniac at his teammates on the sideline, but in a “Christ-like” fashion
- Tebow does that “wave his arms around and pump up the crowd” move after at 3-yard gain to get the first down (but in a Christ-like fashion)
- UF fan in stands is shown with #15 eye-black on in honor of Tebow
- Urban Meyer cries
- Tim Tebow cries
- Verne Lundquist cries
- Gary Danielson orgasms
- TV announcers mention Tebow and Riley Cooper are roommates
- TV cameras show Tebow’s parents in the stands, probably crying
- Bobby Bowden is shown blowing his nose
- Bobby puts on the headset
- Jimbo is shown wearing a hat that is askew (if he’s wearing a hat)
- TV announcers laugh and excitedly say “I’ve never seen that before!” when the FSU offensive line doesn’t move after an offsides penalty on UF
- those same announcers praise former Marine Rick Trickett for installing “discipline” in his linemen after said play
- Korey Mangum misses a tackle
- TV announcers ask if this could be Bowden’s last game, but then dismiss it by saying “he deserves to go out on his terms”
Am I missing any? I can guarantee you that you’ll be good and hammered by the end of the 1st quarter
by ArsonistSavior on Nov 28, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Copy/Pasted from the other thread. All credit goes to Pinto I beleve
2009 UF-FSU Drinking Game Drink every time one of the following happens:
- announcers refer to Tebow’s “Promise” speech after Ole Miss loss
- Tebow scores a 1-yard TD
- Tebow is shown yelling like a maniac at his teammates on the sideline, but in a “Christ-like” fashion
- Tebow does that “wave his arms around and pump up the crowd” move after at 3-yard gain to get the first down (but in a Christ-like fashion)
- UF fan in stands is shown with #15 eye-black on in honor of Tebow
- Urban Meyer cries
- Tim Tebow cries
- Verne Lundquist cries
- Gary Danielson orgasms
- TV announcers mention Tebow and Riley Cooper are roommates
- TV cameras show Tebow’s parents in the stands, probably crying
- Bobby Bowden is shown blowing his nose
- Bobby puts on the headset
- Jimbo is shown wearing a hat that is askew (if he’s wearing a hat)
- TV announcers laugh and excitedly say “I’ve never seen that before!” when the FSU offensive line doesn’t move after an offsides penalty on UF
- those same announcers praise former Marine Rick Trickett for installing “discipline” in his linemen after said play
- Korey Mangum misses a tackle
- TV announcers ask if this could be Bowden’s last game, but then dismiss it by saying “he deserves to go out on his terms”
Am I missing any? I can guarantee you that you’ll be good and hammered by the end of the 1st quarter
Credit where due.
Mangum made a good play.
by Drew J Jones on Nov 28, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
YOU BETTER FREAKIN JINX IT....
SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
The offense has to be able to get them some rest though
"This club plays better baseball now. Some of them look fairly alert." ~ Casey Stengel on the 1969 New York Mets
GO NOLES!!!!!
F-L-O-R-I-D-A-S-T-A-T-E florida state florida state florida state!!!! wooooo!!!!
Nice fucking inside pitch. No scouting on our part because they have done this play 100 times this season
>-----:----:------>Spear 'em then Scalp 'em
There will also be a Tebow rolls left and then throws across the field throwback to Hernandez at some point and probably for a TD
>-----:----:------>Spear 'em then Scalp 'em
I told my friend before the replay to watch mangum,
saying that I would be willing to bet he is the reason we gave up the TD….
of course he doesnt maintain his coverage.
Worst starter for FSU ever
Why is he even allowed to play!?
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions
All 3 of them didn't over run the play
2 of them followed their assignment. It was a solid offensive play but should have been prepared for
wish he'd break it every time
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Need to not play conservative here.
This isn’t a game to play conservative on. We’re supposed to get our asses kicked, so just open up the playbook and see what we can pull off.
Worked pretty well for Auburn yesterday
"This club plays better baseball now. Some of them look fairly alert." ~ Casey Stengel on the 1969 New York Mets
just got done watching the OK State game with my wife.
Sadly, her Pokes had a much better chance than our guys.
Joe Haden is a good football player
Just sayin
Nice coverage
"This club plays better baseball now. Some of them look fairly alert." ~ Casey Stengel on the 1969 New York Mets
that was the same play to start the game
that first block
on 4th and 14 at the swamp?
you never convert those!
by tdchrisdavis on Nov 28, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
lundquist
“i’m smiling at my mistake” cause I’m just a senile old fuck
by Nole_Fan_Til_I_Die on Nov 28, 2009 4:12 PM EST reply actions
That was great.
PRob ruined his shit there.
by Drew J Jones on Nov 28, 2009 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Again!
"This club plays better baseball now. Some of them look fairly alert." ~ Casey Stengel on the 1969 New York Mets
HELL YEAH!!!
SACK BIATCHES!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:15 PM EST reply actions
I saw that
Tebow was holding it out there for him
THAT'S WHAT TIM SAID
>-----:----:------>Spear 'em then Scalp 'em
by FrankDNole on Nov 28, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Block that kick
"This club plays better baseball now. Some of them look fairly alert." ~ Casey Stengel on the 1969 New York Mets
would love to see a blocked fg here
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:16 PM EST reply actions
I'm still waiting to see his name
some old guy I think mister something
That's not fair because you are pretty new. I just fucking with you guys because I am the local asshole. Disregard me.
>-----:----:------>Spear 'em then Scalp 'em
That's some of the best D we've seen all year! Really!
by EngineerNole on Nov 28, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
It'd be even better.
Oline screwed up the first two possessions. We’ve been beating ourselves to some extent so far.
by Drew J Jones on Nov 28, 2009 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
SHIT!!
it hooked in
TAKE IT BACK REID!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions
Who makes the call on who returns?
Jodey Allen?
Is he hurt or ineligible?
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:22 PM EST reply actions
LETS GO PRYOR!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions
FUCK!!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions
NICE RUN!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions
hey we keep going 5 yards on the ground like that
and eat up the clock… sounds good to me
wow
jump on his back some more will ya
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:26 PM EST reply actions
I disagree, trying to establish the running game. Penalty set us back big time on that drive
and a blatant pass interference was ignored.
yeah, for florida
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
I think Verne doin' a great job
considering he’s announcing with a mouthful of timmy’s jizz
by mudra on Nov 28, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Look at these fags
with the fucking fag as tebow stickers on….
i’m sick to my stomach
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions
"A few bad recruiting years for Florida State"
YOU FUCKING THINK!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions
they'll give it to him
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Could we please blitz on these third downs?
Instead of, you know, just giving it to the precious little shit?
I hope Alabama fucking crushes them next week!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:32 PM EST reply actions
HELL YEAH MINCEY
KNOCK THEIR ASSES OUT!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:33 PM EST reply actions
If anything take tebow out
DEFENSE!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:34 PM EST reply actions
shit
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:36 PM EST reply actions
DID HE JUST CALL US LSU???????????????
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:36 PM EST reply actions
Finish the the tackles
"This club plays better baseball now. Some of them look fairly alert." ~ Casey Stengel on the 1969 New York Mets
OMG
just give them the crap
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:37 PM EST reply actions
Hopefully
at the end of this game….Vern will be clubbed to death like a harp seal out in the parking lot.
WTF PROB!!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:39 PM EST reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DEFENSE!!!!
CONTAIN CONTAIN FUCKING CONTAIN!!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions
And
there goes any chance at an upset
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:41 PM EST reply actions
Could we please try playing some offense this time?
Instead of giving it back to them to simply run over our D?
If we score here we can still pull it out...
"This club plays better baseball now. Some of them look fairly alert." ~ Casey Stengel on the 1969 New York Mets
Mangum wants to gang tackle
ain’t no fun if the homies can’t get none
You know, it honestly looks like Mangum avoids contact. He basically hid behind the backer and followed him as Tebow went by
It's incredible to me how bad Mangum and Markus White are
How can they be in the wrong place so many times?
I hope
Terrance Cody falls on Tebow and breaks both his arms and some ribs….
I hope Rolando McClain then proceeds to tear apart Demps, piece by piece….
And I hope Mark Ingram and Trent Richardson absolutely embarrass these fuckers next week!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:44 PM EST reply actions
Switch now please and we will score
STRETCH THE DAMN FIELD!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Nov 28, 2009 4:45 PM EST reply actions
More Bowden brilliance
Answer to the first question was senility at its finest
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