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Mike Bianchi: Concern Troll Extrordinaire

A convincing case can probably be made that Mike Bianchi is living proof of the 'Infinite Monkey Theorem.' 

Case in point:

Big Dance success could get the FSU athletic program past academic fraud scandal

It's not Shakespeare, but I'll be damned if that little chimp didn't string some words together into sentences.  Fridays are always special for the obvious reasons.  But, waking up to an article full of Bianchi's back-handed compliments, feigned concern, and condescending "atta boys" makes this Friday extra-special.  Serendipity if you will.

I sometimes imagine if my life were like Mike Bianchi's.  Everyday would be an uphill struggle against all odds and the forces of Epic Fail.  In my mind it would be a heartwarming, feel good movie, like 'My Left Foot.'  But in reality it would play out more like 'Requiem for a Dream.'

 

 

 

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