The Jimbo's Prayer
by 939909 on Aug 26, 2009 11:33 AM EDT
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PrintPlease bow your heads and pray:
Our Coach, who art in waiting,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy dynasty come.
Thy will be done,
On turf as it is in paper.
Give us this day, our daily spread.
And forgive us our poor passes,
As we forgive those who pass against us.
And lead us not into stagnatation,
But deliver us from Tebow.
[For thine is the dynasty,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.]
Amen.
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that is wrong in so many ways.
I have to say that is very funny but wrong at the same time.
Why is the sky blue? Because, God Loves the Infantry
Absolutely brilliant.
I thought maybe this was a boiler plate piece, but upon further review it’s FSU-specific. Hallelujah.
Glory be with you...
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? You stop laughing right meow!
Maybe instead of saying "Amen" at the end say "Go Noles"?
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? You stop laughing right meow!
haha
that would work too!
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? You stop laughing right meow!
Or
Maybe the ending should be “If you’re not down with that…”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler
how bout
woooooooooooooooo!!!!!
like at the end of the fight song… damn i’m good! ha-
love to all muhnoles
B rad
by 939909 on Aug 26, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice Name
I wish it could be so. Nice prayer too. Maybe if enough of us say it…..
It was long ago and it's far away but it was so much better than it is today--Meatloaf
by CantwaitforJimbo on Aug 27, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
so awesome.
still laughing. very, very good job. hope you don’t mind, i sent it to some friends. don’t worry, i didn’t take credit! just saying…don’t be surprised if you hear random people around you on game day saying it.
Not an alcoholic, just an FSU grad.
Maybe "Hallowed be thy Game"
Very creative though…
If we're gonna be blaphemous....
Let’s do it in style….
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? You stop laughing right meow!
ok it didn't come out as clear as I hoped...
but you get the point!
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? You stop laughing right meow!
I was with you until I saw Tebow's name
then I punched my monitor.
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That's the reason
That I have a CRT. So I don’t have to stop reading and go to the library every time I see his holiness’ humble name.
coaching
I have been a huge fan of Bowden for three decades, but his tv conversation before the game told me all I needed to know on how the game would end. How can you tell your team that win or lose it is early enough in the season to come back. This is a conversation you have if you lose, not before you play. I knew at that point we were not prepared to win against Miami even if most of the announcer picked us by as much as two touch downs. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT LOSE, YOU WILL LOSE!!!!! Do you think the Gator coach Meyer is telling the gators if they lose they could still win a national championship. Hell no. I love you Bobby, but you really need to rethink your motivation skills. On a positive note, we have talent, we just need solid coaching, motivation and game management. In closing, I would like to mention our secondary was embarrassing to say the least. Shame on you Mickey.
this year only jimbo
can deliver us from this mess that has become FSU’s defense…
now pray with me…
B rad
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