MattDNole's Guide to Being a True Seminole

We all like to consume distilled spirits now and then; However, we’ve never been so bombed that we maniacally celebrate a touchdown, turned backwards in our seats high-fiving everyone within 3 rows when there’s a yellow flag in the backfield. A True Seminole waits for the official word on the field, especially when Ron Cherry or Jackie Childress are the zebras.
True Seminoles also deny the drunken high-fives because you can’t take back a valueless high-five.

You can’t have it both ways.
Most True Seminoles will cheer and applaud when an FSU kick-off is downed by the opponent in the end zone.
By that token, The True Seminole does not conversely cheer and applaud when an FSU kick-returner takes a knee in the end zone on a kick-off.
Pick a side, you idiots. You can’t get equally excited by Shane McMahon getting choke-slammed and Stone Cold Steve Austin taking a chair to the back.

@#14

This room cannot contain the egos here… and I’m outside at the moment.

That drives me up the wall. It’s not funny, it’s not cool, and most importantly, IT’S NOT PART OF THE F******G SONG YOU G**D*** DRUNKEN FRATBOY RETARD D-BAGS

You guys are the worst ever. Oh yeah, the “It’s still real to me dammit” guy wants his gimmick back.

I would add an informed FSU fan would also not blame the defense for the offense’s missed field goal, coming up empty inside the 10 yard line twice and fumbling the ball 4 times, and overall ineptitude.

I think the or 25% is just random things. I dont think the Offense was good at all but they cant win every game. Also anyone seen Nextlvl yet.

I think we all needed a laugh after that pathetic performance on Saturday.

I can very honestly say that I have not taken shots directed at you in my own mind, on my blog or on Twitter. I’ve responded to things posted on TN, generally in disagreement and haven’t paid attention to who posts them here. My apologies if the interpretation was something different, but if I was going to call you out, I have the decency to do it by including you so you can respond.

Colonel Cornelius Thornbottom, who suffered a severe brain injury when a cannon ball struck him in the head. From that day on, Thornbottom lacked what one would call a “sharp mind.” Cornwallis, British high commander and a highly superstitious man, prepared a special chair to carry Thornbottom to every battle and provided him with an adequate vantage point so that the Colonel could witness all the action, even in his mentally deficient state.

I expected it to be about Bobby, the tower, etc. Needless to say I was extremely disapointed you chose to make it about the wave. Also I don’t think enough people understand the importance of joining in when someone tries to start the wave, especially when we are on offense.

Seminole or not, that’s just terrible

41-27
Come back when you have got something for us!

If he can’t hear me from section 7 then does that mean he can’t hear me from my barstool at my local duffys?

True Seminoles don’t twinkle their fingers before every kickoff.

Its not over until you have the ball and are in victory formation. Especially this year with the defense being what it is.

I’m convinced the people in charge of scores and highlights on the scoreboard know absolutely nothing on football. On Saturday schools like “TCU” and “USC” were for some reason shown as “T-C-U” and “U-S-C” on the scoreboard. Have you ever seen dashes involved in college names?

And as you pointed out, the highlights are always of the most random games. I remember last season we could barely get a score on the Florida/Miami game – perhaps the most relevant game imaginable for FSU supporters.

The ABC 27 guy can always be counted on to get half the scores wrong when he reads them. It’s hilarious.

I don’t agree with at all.

Football is a team sport. Very few teams are strong on BOTH sides of the ball. Our offense is the strength of our team. It’s their job to carry us on their backs to the promise land. Everyone in the locker room knows the offense is the strength of the team.

Look at the baltimore ravens when they won the superbowl in 2000. 15 times (including all 4 playoff games) They held their opponents to 10 points or under. Their offense was 16th/32 or just decent.

In the S FL game the defense played well enough for us to win easy. We wouldn’t have won Jax St either without our defense making up for our lack of offensive play. Our offense is capable of being pretty dominant. They dropped the ball half the games this season. As did the defense.

I don’t understand how people blame every game on the defense. It’s not realistic to expect this defense to shut people out. They don’t have to either for us to win.

Oklahoma last year won since their offense was amazing. They didn’t have off games on offense . They needed the offense to carry them all season. One game they scored 14 points only. What did they do? Lost…..

Their next lowest score was 35. They only had one loss the whole season. There’s no reason why our offense can’t carry us the same way. (almost). We should be 3-1 right now and probably keeping our recruits. The offense made jax st look terrible for us , as well as last game.

The defense lost us miami. Even tho the offense could have won it in the end. Just interesting how other teams like OU do fine with only 1 good side of the ball. But we meltdown since we don’t have a defense for the 1st time in awhile

Whether you liked the article or not, the number of comments has restored my faith in the readership of TomahawkNation.

I was beginning to think only a recruiting thread or nextlevel could get 100 comments these days.

You don’t hear them same feminine hygiene bags saying “what what” or “oh oh” during the national anthem.. have the same Effing respect for the traditions of the School.
And come to think of it I didnt hear that at last years games..
    On the way home to Leesburg we stopped at a rest stop “because women have bladders the size of a pea and can’t go 3 hrs with out a stop even when they went before leaving…” and I saw a Bulls fan walking to his truck and i told him “good game man” he thanked me and then told me how people were harassing him, he had good tickets 15 rows up 40 yard line on the Seminoles side line. People were telling him to leave that he was in the wrong section and they were going to call security and then someone took his ticket out of his back pocket only to find out that those were his seats… and on the way into the game they were threatened by Punks on frat row and beer cans were thrown at them. They were yelling “yeah keep walking if you don’t want an ass whooping right now” From the way he was telling me all this I had a good feeling that he was not the instigating type. He said “I was disappointed but not mad I just couldn’t believe the ignorance.” I assured him that not all Noles fans were like that and Yes there a lot of little punks and older punks but that was not how 99% of us behave and lately it seems to be getting worse from the past 14 years that I have been going to the games.

seen the Noles win a game in Doak in three years, still a fan though. Guess I need to go to the games against 1-AA teams instead

Chuck Amoto only wears them glasses because he was threatened with the wrath of doom from Chuck Norris

True Seminole fans name their dogs Renegade and give them Gator Hide chew toys..
My blood hound 8 months old and weighs 85 lbs.

YES WE CAN

Do I get a prize? Maybe some free MattD premium content?

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