Quad God Hopkins
That sound isn't unlike the noise of a pot full of black powder going off at a distance. From the endzone cameras Dustin Hopkins' game winning kick in Florida State's 16-13 win over Clemson doesn't clear the bar: it sails past it on its own demon-raven farting flame and shooting middle fingers of pure hellfire in all directions, flying a good five yards past the bar. In the dead, humid air of Tallahassee, the kick would have been good from 60. In Colorado it would have hit the scoreboard at Folsom Field.