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UF fans have such an inferiority complex.

This is a Census report by the U.S. government on the population make-up of this so called "Gator Nation"

-99% are "highly unattractive".
-65% have worn or own a pair of jean shorts.
-73% believe erroneously that shouting "Orange" and "Blue" across a stadium is an effective football cheer.
-90% of UF students were not initially accepted; they were community college transfers.
-85% of the females weigh on average 85% more than a girl from FSU.
-90% have just started watching basketball in the last 2 years.
-88% have an inflated sense of the average IQ, SAT score, and general intelligence level of UF students.
-95% have the misconception they have a chance to win another title in football next year.
-98% consider whining a planned strategy for getting into the national title game.
-75% are liars. You’re not curing cancer, no matter how many bad commercials you make.
-87% own a pair of Crocs in either orange & blue or camouflage.
-99% of gator fans give the rest a bad name.
-97% maintain they are a "dynasty" after winning in sports for 2 years out of their 154 year history. Bravo.
-84% of freshman are virgins. 100% wish they were virgins when they graduate.
-100% have no concept of style. Believing that orange and blue, in anyway, is an acceptable combination of colors is inexcusable.

If this "gator nation" actually existed, it would be a third world country.

 



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