Hilarious breakdown of UF's Will Hill twitter account
The good folks over at EDSBS.com have broken down some choice tweets by UF safety Will Hill. Incredible stuff.
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I seriosuly hope we find out what NFL scouts ask him about these tweets.
Then I hope it blows up into all day coverage.
by CrimiNOLElawyer on Jan 19, 2011 11:40 AM EST reply actions
That was awesome!
I cringe to think what some of the Twitter accounts would have looked like for certain FSU players pre-CJF. Carr could have documented his recent “finds” and Fortson could have told us when he was enjoying his :sour."
I am what time, circumstance, history, have made of me, certainly, but I am also, much more than that.- James Baldwin
rotflmao
Lifes a SPEAR then U TRIBE!!!!!
"We Are FLORIDA STATE!!!!"
"I know what you're scared of.... Its comin' BANK ON IT!"
-CoachColey
Hysterical.
What was the world without Twitter for Will Hill to broadcast pics of guys scratching their butts and updates on where and when he takes a crap?
Ridiculous use of school
Well, I can see that his time spent at fu wasn’t wasted on learning to speak english.
I found the blowing on some sour tweet rather disturbing.
2 things. I’ll never say I’m blowing something while mentioning oral sex in the same sentence. Also, I will never say mommy is giving me blankety blankety blank. Maybe Mami and if the girl was hispanic. Now that I think of it he seems to like Peurto Ricans.
That is hysterical!
Sometimes missing on a player proves to be a good thing down the road, this is one very good example of that. Just think, our 5* S from New Jersey went onto become a Rhodes Scholar, Florida’s 5* S from New Jersey, well yeah not so much a Rhodes Scholar.
I'm disturbed yet envious at the same time
If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Funny he can be so open bout smoking and no one at UF cares
I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR
This sh!t is HYSTERICAL on sooooo many levels....
How a massage involving a Puerto Rican could feel amazing is a legitimate question, since relaxing with the constant blowing of a shrill whistle and waving of multiple Puerto Rican flags can’t possibly be soothing.
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#GotJokes
Ooof....
Eating Yogurt and surfin’ TN aint cool anymore.
by LincolnHighNole on Jan 20, 2011 6:04 AM EST reply actions
The tweets are funny.
Although EDSBS again reminds me that the words “funny” and “Gator” never belong in the same sentence unless describing the latter’s lack of the former.
"Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assault of thought on the unthinking."
- John Maynard Keynes
"We'll be here 'til midnight. We ain't not gonna practice."
- Jimbo Fisher
Will Hill thinks
This article portrays him in a positive light…
by DownByTheRiverWalkinOnWater on Jan 20, 2011 3:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions
This gif in the comments section made my life a bit more complete.

How have I never seen this before?
what is that cop thinkin'?
best answer gets a rec and a thank you for making me laugh.
by LincolnHighNole on Jan 24, 2011 7:38 AM EST up reply actions
As Jim Rome once said - "Athletes and strippers go together like peanut butter and jelly"
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