Eddie Gran Is NOT Going To The Florida Gators
by Bud Elliott on Jan 27, 2011 9:50 PM EST
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Florida State running back coach and ace recruiter Eddie Gran is not going to the Florida Gators. Rumors to the contrary, being spread by Gator websites, are false. Noles247 caught up with Gran tonight, who was allowed to release a rare assistant-coach statement:
"I have not been contacted by anyone associated with the University of Florida regarding a coaching vacancy. I have no interest in taking another job, my family and I are happy in Tallahassee." -Eddie Gran
I can tell you that people at Florida State are very unhappy about this rumor and believe it is being spread by the Seminoles' biggest rival to derail Florida State's recruiting. Recruiting has not picked up in Gainesville since Urban Meyer quit on the Gators. At best, things are staying the same.
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Sounds & smells like desperation to me
whatta buncha turds!
by Dangerous Dave! on Jan 27, 2011 9:52 PM EST reply actions
Time to BURN the beach house
or at least change the address to:
3107 Noles Way
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by freshcollegeboy on Jan 27, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Wait I thought Jimbo was on his way to Baton Rouge??
These SEC shills crack me up! They just can’t stand the thought of a non-SEC team bringing in the top players. It drives them absolutely nuts!
by Dangerous Dave! on Jan 27, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
They'd better get used to it.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jan 28, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Shows desparation if you ask me...
Do they really think Steward cares about the rb coach??
Freeman’s already enrolled and what are they going to do, convince Wilder to play LB?? Lmao the wheels are falling off down there…
by vickers8 on Jan 27, 2011 9:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Probably trying to get into Wilder's head.
We were all created to be Seminoles. This is why we bleed garnet and piss gold.
by NoleThruandThru on Jan 27, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks
Saw this on other sites. Wasn’t very believable but still almost gave me a stroke. I hope that filth down south has to pull stunts like this for years to come.
Pathetic!
I think this adequately describes the lame ass goaters w/ this attempt to try and overshadow their horrible showing since Muschamp came onboard.
Non Mollare, non mai mollare!
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Agreed
Recruiting has fallen off in Gville, like karlos williams said “they aint got no swag in Gainesville”
by Chiefin_nole on Jan 28, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
I know negative recruiting is always around...
But it just seems like there is a ton of it this year against us.
by TimScribble on Jan 27, 2011 10:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Theres only one target, and its always reserved for the big dog.
WOOF WOOF
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Everybody else is bringing up the rear....choking on the Lead Dog's farts.
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Wonder who exactly at UF decided to start this
if it was started in hawgtown. This could be coming from their AD, media relation department or just a hack reporter. Either way it is a sign of desperation.
I think Redman smoked a couple of stogeys with
Will & Janoris!
by Dangerous Dave! on Jan 27, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
More like Baghdad Bob
We are out-recruiting THEM!
Right now we have already stolen 19 recruits from them!
There is no FSU recruiting effort!
Gainesville will remain invincible forever!
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
It was me.
Haha, suck it Gata!
FSU, the 2010 Florida and South Carolina state champs.
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 27, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think everyone realizes how poor their recruiting is going right now
They are likely to lose 2 of their commits to tOSU (Story and I forget who else), Muschamp has FAILED MISERABLY at recruiting since taking over as head coach and their biggest rival is winning the Powerball every other week. :)
Ryan Shazier
They are likely to lose 2 of their commits to tOSU (Story and I forget who else)
LB Ryan Shazier – who has already committed to OSU
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." Vince Lombardi
"We'll win games with talent, we'll win championships with character." Jimbo Fisher
he's a target, wasn't a UF commit
Shazier was
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." Vince Lombardi
"We'll win games with talent, we'll win championships with character." Jimbo Fisher
since Shazier already decommitted and then committed to UF
I assumed the OP meant current targets
fair enough
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." Vince Lombardi
"We'll win games with talent, we'll win championships with character." Jimbo Fisher
Thanks for posting this on the front page Bud
Just seeing Gran in the FSU hat next to his quote somehow makes it all better…
so far
Has Al Golden has outperformed Muschamp?
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Less Decommits + More Commits?
I’m inclined to say so…
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by freshcollegeboy on Jan 27, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
That's not really fair.
UM had, what, ONE player of worth and only had 4ish commitments? If he wasn’t outperforming Muschamp than Miami made an even worse hire than Shannon.
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and..
how many top 150 players have Muschamp brought onboard?
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by Kelvin Hunt on Jan 27, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Last I heard he'd only secured one verbal since he's been there.
Not sure if that dude is a 150 guy or not. Do you agree that the two circumstances aren’t even remotely similar though?
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ehh
probably not apples to apples pe se….BUT pound for pound…I think Golden has surely gotten more bang for the buck considering what he had to work with…and if he pulls Brissett….I’ll def. be impressed…
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by Kelvin Hunt on Jan 28, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
I can't really give Golden a whole lot of credit for what he's done.
I think any respectable recruiter could’ve done it. He has time to land a few more guys and change my opinion. He needs to hurry though, a lot of them are committing elsewhere.
Not necessarily saying Muschamp’s done a better job. Put him at Miami and Golden at UF and I’m not sure there’s significant difference in how the classes are shaking out.
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difference than present*
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Correct, Sir Trick.
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I will say that Golden seems to be honestly working his tail off...
not sure it’s working yet, but his regime hasn’t resorted to this type of trash…yet.
Similar to a comment I read over at tharinger yesterday
A Gata mentioned something about Odell Haggins not being on staff after 2011, thus… hurting our chances with Timmy Jernigan. Bastages!
NGGator always tries to stir the pot
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by NoleThruandThru on Jan 27, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
He's GMI with a hint of tact.
If he posted about a third of the amount he does now maybe he wouldn’t be so f—-ing annoying.
I don't get why you folks interact with them so much when they clearly go into the FSU threads just to start shit.
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I know UM is desperate but seeing UF this desperate is something that really makes me smile
getting to the point where a line from a Gator reporter and nut lover is made that Gram is friends with Muschcamp from their time at Auburn and that UF is a better job then FSU he would be a great candidate and UF running with it as though hes going to UF.
The fact they have only 1 Rb signed so far this class while once upon a time their board had JWJ and Waisome and others on it who are now Noles over the gators. (i know NW isnt an RB) While we have what 3 RB coming in. Another great one in 2012. Freeman and JWJ coming in they are just trying to throw in Grams to make the recruits think twice which is total garbage.
Weiss was supposidly talking to O’leary the day or 2 before his commit showing him his ring while he was telling him he was all Nole
They are not used to being second fiddle to anyone never mind their own state. And they are desperate. Shows even more that FSu is doing things right and that none of the coaches unless its for some good OC, DC, or HC job in a big advancement to their career isn’t going to leave for the same job at a rival school to play against the players you coached and help build.
I know UF is garbage. But I am kinda shocked they are really falling to the UM level.
Their program is make or break next 3 years. They stay legit or go on a 6 or 7 year rebuild era like we just finished
A Seminole warrior killed in battle is a legend remembered. A Gator lost in battle becomes a pair of boots and a belt.
UF is not going anywhere
Make or break next 3 years? UF has just one bad recruiting seasonduring a coaching change and you think they might break? Did you see last years class? 17 espn 150s and half of them redshirted they will be just fine. Uf wont have a 6-7 rebuilding period bc we dont have a 90 year old coach that doesnt know how to retire holding us back….
Eddie and Jimbo are really tight
Like hunting trips to South America tight. He’s not gonna do Jimbo wrong, especially by going to the dark side
To avenge this grievous act
Jimbo and Eddie will take Will Muschamp out into the woods, give him an hour head start, then HUNT HIM!
Since WM doesn’t have Ice-T’s street smarts, and Jimbo and Eddie are far more cunning than Rutger Hauer and Gary Busey, they’ll soon have WM’s head in a jar labeled “A-hole Coach” on the mantle in Jimbo’s office.
And yes, I just threw down the first Surviving the Game reference of this thread. Hopefully it won’t be the last…
by TonySopraNOLE on Jan 27, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Naaaa. Jimbo should be the bigger man here....
and set muschamp up with an all expenses paid quail hunting trip with Dick Cheney…..Hear he’s a crack shot….
LOL
I like ur style
Paddle faster boys!
by Eat_more_gater on Jan 28, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
You 're just going to hang out with some weird guys in a wood cabin! What could go wrong???
Surrender now or be counted with the endless masses that i will defeat-DISTURBED
by disturbednole on Jan 28, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Corrine Brown already has a statement prepared..
“Coach Urrbun Mayor sayz give Musschimp Errrddie Gram..he done wants some dem champinships”
by SFLOnole on Jan 27, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
LMAO. She's a living, breathing example of....
the top 1% of the top1% !!! Thas a fak jak !!!!!!
by Dangerous Dave! on Jan 27, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Lord in Heaven...
That video still gives me a headache.
by stop drop & nole on Jan 27, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
It's just as funny the 100th time you watch it.
Corch Irvin Meyers, Tim Tivo, and Percy Harvey. Who are these people.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 27, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
It is malice what she duz to the Engrish langage.
But tons of funny what she does to uf’s image.
by Invictus13 on Jan 27, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Please tell me she doesn't have a college degree.
Did she graduate from uf? If so, how? I too would like to “gradulate the Universeea Flora not only for bein the best ACK! ademic school” but also for producing such fine graduates.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 28, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
Don't tell DRusso, but she's from FAMU in addition to the Gata larnen
But what is more telling is that they keep re-electing her year after year after year.
Go gata!
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-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
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"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
That must be some district .
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 28, 2011 2:47 AM EST up reply actions
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
Both parties agreed to it.
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My Biology professor (tenured, no less) talked Just. Like. Her.
Never cheated so hard or been so proud of a “D” in my life!!!
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She has a MASTERS IN PUBLIC SPEAKING from them.
A Pessimist Complains About The Weather
An Optimist Waits For It To Change
A Realist Adjusts The Sails
Please tell me this is not serious
I will lose all respect for them as an academic institution if this is true.
Don't you know that any Southern Girl worth her salt is a football fan?
Don't think it's true.
Has an Ed.S from them.
http://bioguide.congress.gov/scripts/biodisplay.pl?index=b000911
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Trick is right.
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Correct, Sir Trick.
Thanks tricknole!
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Ah. Does the "S" stand for "special"?
I could see an honorary degree, given for her, ahem, “accomplishments” in special education.
"S" would make sense
Don't you know that any Southern Girl worth her salt is a football fan?
Actually...
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Wherever you are, Trick, you are wise, indeed.
Correct, Sir Trick.
Thanks tricknole!
You truly are one of God's treasures, Trick
It is true
http://www.house.gov/corrinebrown/biography.shtml
A native of Jacksonville, Florida, Congresswoman Brown served in the Florida House of Representatives for ten years before coming to Washington. Congresswoman Brown attended the Florida Agricultural and Mechanical University where she earned a Bachelor of Science Degree. She also received a Master’s Degree and an Education Specialist Degree from the University of Florida. She received an Honorary Doctor of Law Degree from Edward Waters College. She has been a faculty member at Florida Community College of Jacksonville, the University of Florida, and Edward Waters College. Her daughter, Shantrel Brown, is a lawyer in Washington.
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The people who were for Amendments 5 and 6 should’ve just run that as their commercial during the last election season
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 28, 2011 7:41 AM EST up reply actions
Wow that's really lame...
Any chance of flipping this to our advantage? Call up a certain undecided recruit and point out how this once proud National Title contender is resorting to internet rumors just to try to stay competitive with Florida State’s recruiting…
As funny as that would be
I don’t think we need to go there at all. Just keep doin our thing, we’ll be great.
You could just say...
“Hey they are trying to pull US coaches… And we aren’t leaving. You decide.”
Returning to Dominance... Sooner then later.
Is anyone really surprised here?
Shows the importance of JWJ and Timmy Jernigan to the overall 2011 class.
It was an honest mistake!
They thought he was telling Jimbo he was quitting during the Florida game!
GO NOLES! GO EAGLES!
by Cedinole on Jan 27, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Is Gran tall enough for UF?
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by caine115 on Jan 27, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Glad I am feeling welcome on the best Nole board their is
A Seminole warrior killed in battle is a legend remembered. A Gator lost in battle becomes a pair of boots and a belt.
Green!
We were all created to be Seminoles. This is why we bleed garnet and piss gold.
by NoleThruandThru on Jan 27, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Arrington Jenkins is not amused.
Nor am I! Our War Party is going to melt faces.
by NOLEmercy3 on Jan 27, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
This just goes to show how this last decade has skewered peoples perception
Yes UF has the most money. They always have. But in reality they are third in pecking order of this state. Always said it goes UM, FSU, then the Gators. With Miami not having an elite coach, although he doesn’t look horrible yet, FSU has moved to first. It literally took fU for both Miami and FSU to suck for them to dominate college football. The gayhores are done for a little bit. Don’t be surprised.
Roll Bass and War Ryno for me
by Mateo9399 on Jan 27, 2011 10:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Reports of UF's demise is exaggerated. Still not ready to count them out yet
People forget that the first recruiting class with Jimbo on board (‘07) was horrible, too. It comes with the territory of being a new guy who doesn’t have the institutional knowledge of all of Florida’s fertile recruiting grounds yet. He’s still developing relationships and learning how to talk to the HS coaches at the big schools.
Look for Muschamp to become more adept at recruiting when he finds his feet next year. In the meantime, UF will still improve if they can just develop the insane amount of talent already on their own bench.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
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by Dogrel on Jan 28, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, Fisher wasn't the head coach so comparing that class to Muschamp's isn't a good idea imo.
I wouldn’t compare Muschamp’s first class to Fisher’s class last year either though, since Fisher had been around awhile.
And UF’s staff doesn’t have a whole lot of familiarity with Florida? Maybe Muschamp from his SEC days and that guy they plucked from Miami. Who else? Don’t think they’ll struggle in year one but I don’t think it’s as simple as just giving them a year and everything being 100% next year.
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Trick is right.
Wherever you are, Trick, you are wise, indeed.
Correct, Sir Trick.
Thanks tricknole!
You truly are one of God's treasures, Trick
You're right, it's not that simple
But Florida’s practically starting over from zero right now. They’ve replaced both coordinators as well as the head coach. And just today word has come out that Meyer’s legacy RChas been poached by OSU with just a week to go before NSD. That leaves only 2 position coaches from the Meyer era to provide continuity, and they have a total of 3 years in Gainesville between them. That’s a far cry from what either Meyer or Fisher got when they took over as HCs
I dont think UF will be recruiting at 100% in a year either, but they’re going to be lots more organized than they are right now. With the level of chaos UF has gone through this offseason, treading water with their recruiting class is still a good effort.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
My not be perfectly applicable but,
shouldn’t we consider that Muschamp was hired on Dec 12. He chose to hire NFL coaches that were unavailable until their teams lost in the playoffs – seems to have assumed their names and resumes would be enough. The point is that he brought the lack of organization and inability to effectively recruit on himself. CJF, Trickett, Haggins did outstanding when understaffed. Obviously we’ll have to see how this staff does over the next year in order to more accurately evaluate them.
A side note: I’m curious as to if Drayton left simply because of a desire to be a part of the OSU staff. Wondering if anything internal a UF facilitated his leaving so abruptly …
Drayton's loss will be felt more in the short rather than long term.
He was probably a non-factor on this team following this season. As you pointed out, not many faces familiar with the state of Florida came in on this staff. Drayton’s retention was largely for that purpose, and I believe he knew that. Compound that with the idea that he is probably a big tehOSU fan and (boom) he’s gone.
Florida’s recruiting will improve next year mostly because these coaches will have been around and will know some people. But we all know that Drayton’s running game wasn’t all that strong. So did the Florida fan base. Thats why UF wanted to keep him on… for now. And thats probably why he took off when he got a good offer from a solid program.
Defeat Miami, 45-17. End Florida's win streak, 31-7. Win the ACC Atlantic. 10 win season. Chick-fil-A Bowl Champs, 26-17. Two wins over the top two teams in the SEC East. Nation's top recruiting class? The only thing that could make this year any better.
Totally, they certainly have a lost farther to go down than we did during the lost decade, and Jimbo is brining us back in year 1 - the process would have been expedited without the HCIW torture. With Miami looking to be the one circling the drain,
UF will likely bounce back.
"You are the hope I have for change, You are the only chance I'll take"
-Switchfoot
Agreed. What they need is good coaching for the talent they have
ESPN – Recruiting Rankings
Gators – 2010 Class #1
Gators – 2009 Class #8
Gators – 2008 Class #4
Gators – 2007 Class #2
Rivals – Recruiting Rankings
Gators – 2010 Class #1
Gators – 2009 Class #11
Gators – 2008 Class #3
Gators – 2007 Class #1
Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
I agree
one bad season is not the be all end all. They still have great athletes and now have a great defensive mind in MW and a great offensive mind in Weis. Next years game will be much closer than this years.
That's funny
Because this time last year everyone was saying we would lose the 2010 game but win in 2011…
Obviously it’s easy to assume things will trend back to normal, but who would have imagined 3 blowouts in a row from 07-09.
Jimbo was MUCH more disadvantaged recruiting in 2007 then Muschamp has been in 2010/11
People forget that the first recruiting class with Jimbo on board (‘07) was horrible, too. It comes with the territory of being a new guy who doesn’t have the institutional knowledge of all of Florida’s fertile recruiting grounds yet.
Muschamp is not having to recruit AGAINST members of his own staff. Trying to woo players while CTC, Allen, and Bobby-Ann were still around is like trying to tread water with both arms & 1 leg tied up. The mere fact that he did not drown is amazing….
Build character, though.
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Charlie Weis has a front-butt
It’s not an insult- it’s science.
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by NoleThruandThru on Jan 27, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Haha.
FSU, the 2010 Florida and South Carolina state champs.
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 27, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Arrington Jenkins
is probably driving to UF right now to punch Weis square in his front butt
by SFLOnole on Jan 27, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Looks like chastity bono
So I believe calling it a FUPA is okay.
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by Miaminole on Jan 27, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not fair!! Chastity Bono has at least seen her/his own penis....
(The doctors showed it before the surgery)
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by DRusso97 on Jan 28, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, gotta give some props for that..........funny sh!t man.
Rec’d
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Arrington Jenkins does strike me as the enforcer type.
I like having him on our side.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 27, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
NO!!!!
Someone warn Arrington about the rebound effect!! He could get seriously injured if he’d not prepared for the rebound.
by Invictus13 on Jan 27, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, it's not to be trifled with
Look what the Stay Puft man did to New York City!
I feel more like I do now, than I did before
gatornation - ungracious in victory, arrogant in defeat
by HaveNoleOption on Jan 28, 2011 7:25 AM EST up reply actions
the medical term is Fr-Ass
Pronounced “FRASS” or at least that is how I yell it at the TV
by DixieNole on Jan 27, 2011 10:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
he's got a side-butt too
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by Kelvin Hunt on Jan 27, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Is he going to be coaching from the booth next year?
Or do we have to see his front-butt all game?
FUPA
Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
FUFBA
You can have a front but, and a fat upper front but area. He is exhibit 1A.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 29, 2011 5:49 AM EST up reply actions
I think you have coined a new phrase!
But i like Fupa because it rhymes.
“Would your fupa like a chalupa?”
“That Oompa loompa has a fupa!’
Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
Rumor started with a tweet
@CoachMuschamp “Eddie Gran is ours”
Dumb ass thinks sour’s an insult and misspelled it.
FSU, the 2010 Florida and South Carolina state champs.
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 27, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions
Is this true?
and from earlier posts, wth is a front butt?
Google Image Search Charlie Weis...
That’s all you need to see
A front butt is a butt that's out in front
We were all created to be Seminoles. This is why we bleed garnet and piss gold.
by NoleThruandThru on Jan 27, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, what is the point of wearing a belt?
by NoleDBA00 on Jan 27, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
To keep that front butt out of his shirt. Duh.
FSU, the 2010 Florida and South Carolina state champs.
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 27, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
And feelings that have been eaten
We were all created to be Seminoles. This is why we bleed garnet and piss gold.
by NoleThruandThru on Jan 27, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
To accentuate the curves
We were all created to be Seminoles. This is why we bleed garnet and piss gold.
by NoleThruandThru on Jan 27, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I kinda like the belt,
it completes the look. You can distinguish the North and South Hemispheres easier with an equator.
by PTCNole on Jan 27, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He'd have to pull his pants up to his underboobs in order for them to stay up.
What’s the worse look: underboob pants or belt eating into your gut? I’m sure he tried it out in the mirror before going out in public like that…
MiNDSET? SWAG-ER-ISM!!!
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Trick is right.
Wherever you are, Trick, you are wise, indeed.
Correct, Sir Trick.
Thanks tricknole!
You truly are one of God's treasures, Trick
I seriously am going to enjoy this year ragging on this guy...
probably as much as the Big12 enjoyed ragging on Mangino. There will be some hilarious stuff on Weis I am sure. Like this one of Mangino that never gets old. I still laugh at this one…just look at the guy next to him.
So absurd looking I can't even laugh at this.
MiNDSET? SWAG-ER-ISM!!!
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Trick is right.
Wherever you are, Trick, you are wise, indeed.
Correct, Sir Trick.
Thanks tricknole!
You truly are one of God's treasures, Trick
Seriously
Wife sat next to a girl this size on a long trip to Asia. The stewardesses felt so sorry for her they upgraded us to Business Class for the final leg from Japan.
I had a seat like that on a short flight to ATL.
Fortunately I was in the aisle seat, though… but the stewardess discretely tapped me on the shoulder and motioned for me to come to the back of the plane – where do you think this story is going? get your minds out of the gutter – where she asked if I wanted to switch to a different seat.
I felt bad about making the person feel any shame about it so I stuck it out for the 30 minute flight. Glad it wasn’t a longer leg.
Your a good man.
I’m with you though, don’t think I could have made it more than 30 minutes. You may have gotten karma on your side by letting that person’s side be on your side.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 29, 2011 5:58 AM EST up reply actions
As a favor to us.
He isnt Hitler you know. He knows he has the equivalent of Medusas head under that thing.
Bring back Peter Tom Willis— a true Nole! -FiestaNole
To help suck it in!
He has more appeal at 350lbs then at 400!
Surrender now or be counted with the endless masses that i will defeat-DISTURBED
by disturbednole on Jan 28, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Needs eye black on with references to pages in his favorite cookbook… but yeah a little.
by NoleDBA00 on Jan 27, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
and a tears in the eyes
"You are the hope I have for change, You are the only chance I'll take"
-Switchfoot
Charlie Weiss
Pound for pound the best recruiter in Florida
by seminolecpa on Jan 27, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Good grief, I hope not
They’ll be killing us within the week. That’s a lot of great recruiting if true.
by Invictus13 on Jan 28, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You meant to say
Pound for pound the Biggest Recruiter in Florida.
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)
by Marcus.Grayson on Jan 28, 2011 7:23 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Could you imagine him trying to run from the cops?
For,say,trying to steal that cheeseburger?
Id pay good $ to see that.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
I'd pay good money
to have someone follow him around playing a tuba whenever he walked.
any unemployed marching chiefs out there?
by SFLOnole on Jan 27, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
LMAO
Nice Family Guy reference.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
That's a great story, Gordy. I only have one question.
Did Lardass have to pay to get into the contest?
He should have killed his parents and joined the Texas Rangers
A Seminole warrior killed in battle is a legend remembered. A Gator lost in battle becomes a pair of boots and a belt.
It would look like Andre Smith running the 40 at his Pro Day workout...
I remember thinking:
“Seriously dude—you would have been better served by leaving your shirt on & scoring some cocoa butter for your ashy-ass legs…”
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#TellJokesGetMoney
Thats crazy.....in freeze frame his man boobs are going in different directions.
And it looks like something is trying to escape from his gut.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
Yeah.......his intestines.
And it looks like something is trying to escape from his gut.
http://Twitter.com/DRusso97
#TellJokesGetMoney
Its looks like his face is screaming
oooohhhhhhh noooooooooo
Bring back Peter Tom Willis— a true Nole! -FiestaNole
It looks like a giant face.
MiNDSET? SWAG-ER-ISM!!!
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Trick is right.
Wherever you are, Trick, you are wise, indeed.
Correct, Sir Trick.
Thanks tricknole!
You truly are one of God's treasures, Trick
It sure does look like a giant face.....
It has the “Oh sh1t” look to it
FEAR THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!
"Winning when playing poorly is the kiss of the death." - Nick Saban
You know his boys back home are giving him some serious $h!+ for that.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 29, 2011 6:11 AM EST up reply actions
Welp, time to eat some carrots.
"You are the hope I have for change, You are the only chance I'll take"
-Switchfoot
Didn't think about that, but yes, and also something healthy instead of grits, eggs, bacon, and hashbrowns like I planned.
"You are the hope I have for change, You are the only chance I'll take"
-Switchfoot
Ah,good idea.
A healthy breakfast is the cornerstone of a productive day.
"I've been sitting here wondering who'd slow-roast a dogs asshole.......and it just occurred to me,my wife would"----- Det. Allen Gamble
I just had a mini-heart attack before i scrolled to the right and saw "NOT"
Phew!
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
Urban, is that you?
FSU, the 2010 Florida and South Carolina state champs.
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 27, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes,and im leaving TN to spend more time w/ my mildly hot daughters.......
Oh wait, no im not. Oh,well, Jimbo and half the SEC just kicked my ass,so yeah,im out.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
follow the bouncing Charie Weiss
A Seminole warrior killed in battle is a legend remembered. A Gator lost in battle becomes a pair of boots and a belt.
by caine115 on Jan 28, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WoOOWW
at first glance I missed the “NOT” in the title…
"We have to start over. We have to develop our own identity, our own chemistry, our own unity, our own vision of where we want to go...This is just the beginning. Because remember one thing – I tell you all the time: Boys do what they want to do. Champions do what they’ve got to do. " CJF
At least you didn't have a mini-heart attack, like Urban.
FSU, the 2010 Florida and South Carolina state champs.
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 27, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
urban definitely
has the baby heart to go along with his baby dick
"We have to start over. We have to develop our own identity, our own chemistry, our own unity, our own vision of where we want to go...This is just the beginning. Because remember one thing – I tell you all the time: Boys do what they want to do. Champions do what they’ve got to do. " CJF
Its Esophageal spasms douche!;)
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
If you keep getting excited like that
your esophageal douche will kill you.
FSU, the 2010 Florida and South Carolina state champs.
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 28, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Not if i use the correct amount of vinegar in my foods.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
Holy Crap alot happened today.
Thank you for clearing up the rumor Coach Gran.
I am addicted to Tomahawk Nation
by pasadenanole22 on Jan 27, 2011 11:54 PM EST reply actions
So, is this correct?
This rumor started after uf RB coach and recruiting coordinator Stan Drayton left to become the WR coach at Ohio St.
http://www.alongtheolentangy.com/2011/1/27/1959506/its-official-stan-drayton-hired-as-wide-receivers-coach
It looks like he is a Buckeye guy, but is there any reason he would accept a job coaching out of his natural position (and I suppose a demotion of sorts, unless he’s also going to be OSU’s recruiting coordinator)? After all, I’m always hearing about how great it is to be at uf, that no one would ever leave, blah blah.
Is this just a guy taking a position at his “dream school” (I’m guessing; he’s from Ohio) or should we snicker a little at how things are going in hogtown? (I.e., is this a potentially negative thing for muscrat, weis, etc.?)
Along the Olentangy is a relative ghost town
I went back a couple pages, and the most posts on a single story was about 25. Many of them didn’t even reach double digits… so unlike TN.
It really sucks, it's a great site, wish it had a better community/readership
I’d tell my OSU friends to start frequenting it but I don’t know any hobo scumbags, that well.
Shot a Gator in Jean Shorts just to watch him die.
by AMFKNole on Jan 28, 2011 12:53 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
It is growing
'09: 8th in offense, 88th in defense. 7-6 (4-4)
'10: 7th in offense, 41st in defense. Division Champions. 10-4. (6-3)
'11: Conference Champions?
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by Bud Elliott on Jan 28, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Cool.
I know a number of Buckeyes. I’ll ask them if they’ve heard of the site.
Is it allowed to TWSS Bud? If so TWSS. If not pleas disregard this post.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 29, 2011 6:15 AM EST up reply actions
Corrine is always good for a laugh
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.....Thomas Jefferson
"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference." - President Harry S. Truman
by DocHoliday2 on Jan 28, 2011 2:00 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Classic! I still walk down the hall and chuckle many months later
Hell, I’m doing it right now. THANK YOU, CORRINE!
"He who hesitates, meditates in the horizontal position" Ed Parker
absolutely hilarious!!!
"We have to start over. We have to develop our own identity, our own chemistry, our own unity, our own vision of where we want to go...This is just the beginning. Because remember one thing – I tell you all the time: Boys do what they want to do. Champions do what they’ve got to do. " CJF
Urban Jr.
Will is very new to the UF system but he sure does catch on quick. He’s already learned how to lie and cheat. His cardiac situation may change after this year. He needs to worry about his weed smokin kids rather than lie to recruits. Typical friggin gator. They all suck
Two theories
A) This rumor is completely baseless and is a desperate attempt to help their recruiting efforts. My question is, who are they targeting with this conjecture? Are they STILL going after James Wilder?
B) UF has a position coach plucked and two recruits will likely leave with him. They decide they should do the same to mitigate the damage. Who better than Eddie Gran? Damage your in-state rival and grab a couple of your targets at the same time. If this was the case (which I agree with Bud and personally think there is a <5% chance this scenario happened) they probably called Gran to see if there was interest and he said “fack off”.
by Shooter McFrattin on Jan 28, 2011 7:50 AM EST reply actions
I assume there's zero truth to this rumor, but...
…Gran’s statement is just canned coach-speak.
“I have not been contacted” often means the negotiations are through an agent.
“I am happy here” is often true but is also often followed by a resignation. People can be happy and still leave if doing so is good for their career.
as much as it pains me to say
I have to agree with you. I mean maybe Gran was just being nonchalant about the whole thing to mitigate panic. But regardless of whether this rumor was serious enough to warrant a stern response, I feel Gran should have been way more emphatic in his response. Like “there is ABSOLUTELY no truth to this rumor. I will NOT be leaving tallahassee for the position at UF and I have no desire to period” Something like that would have definitely eased my mind a little more
"We have to start over. We have to develop our own identity, our own chemistry, our own unity, our own vision of where we want to go...This is just the beginning. Because remember one thing – I tell you all the time: Boys do what they want to do. Champions do what they’ve got to do. " CJF
Gran was emphatic...via plantthespear.com and noles247...he said
" I havent been contacted by anyone associated with UF about a coaching vacancy. I HAVE NO INTREST IN TAKING ANOTHER JOB AND MY FAMILY AND I ARE HAPPY IN TALLAHASSEE….cant get more emphatic than that imo….
It can get way more emphatic than that, Jersey.
If he wanted to put a few more nails in the coffin, he could make it clear that (1) there’s no truth to this rumor, (2) neither he nor anyone associated with him has had any contact with UF and (3) he’s going to be at Florida State next year, period. The statement he released is much softer.
And this isn’t any kind of swat at Gran, it’s just a fact that coaches say this kind of stuff all the time and then resign the next week.
Nick Saban said he wasn't leaving the Dolphins the next season he's at Bama
If a coach wants to lie he can lie it dosen’t matter what statement they put out, you just have to take them at face value at some point. I doubt he’s going to come out and insult another University or something of that sort in a statement, he’s trying to be a head coach someday. The guy said he and his family are happy where they are at and he has no intrest in taking another job, that’s good enough for me. Espically considering how fast he put the statement out, usually coache’s and their agents lest this stuff sit out there for awhile in order to leverage a pay raise.
I agree and all jokes aside.....as a coach would you really wanna leave a stable of horses that include JWJ FREEMAN THOMPSON JONES SMILEY and THOMAS for any back at UF????
if he does he has to be crazy….turning one or more of these guys into stars will help him more than going to UF will….
Besides, it's not like the Gatas can't get elite backs.
Now that they will actually be running a competent offense with Weis.
BULLSHAT
THE “BOYS” OF UF WILL ALWAYS LIE, CHEAT, SMUGGLE, AND STEAL IF IT BENEFITS THEM. FACK EM ALL AND LET THEM LIVE THE LIE
Boy, thank god people freaked out about Muschamp.
He may or may not be a great coach, but right now he looks awfully desperate.
"Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assault of thought on the unthinking."
- John Maynard Keynes
"We'll be here 'til midnight. We ain't not gonna practice."
- Jimbo Fisher
Charlie Weiss might not be the epicenter of this either.
But if he starts running and jumping around he will be the epicenter of some small earthquakes in Florida. I bet it can get picked up on the Richter Scale as small tremors.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 29, 2011 6:44 AM EST up reply actions
In this day and age, I have no idea WHAT to believe.
I just hope that he stays. I know that Florida can probably out-bid us for Gran’s talent, and Florida really needs an upgrade at that position anyway. Taking a guy with established recruiting ties in the state of Florida won’t hurt, either.
Hopefully we can get to a point financially where we can just give each position coach at least a 100k raise and forget about all this nonsense talk. But that is a fairy tale world that I live in… sigh
Defeat Miami, 45-17. End Florida's win streak, 31-7. Win the ACC Atlantic. 10 win season. Chick-fil-A Bowl Champs, 26-17. Two wins over the top two teams in the SEC East. Nation's top recruiting class? The only thing that could make this year any better.
Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how you view it. This coaching staff probable has a lot of future Head Coaches, OC, and DC on it.
There have been several of these kind of staffs over the years. Most recently and the most relevant, Coach Saban’s staff at L.S.U. We are very lucky to have them now. Hope we can keep them together for a while, at least until we reach the mountain top again.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 29, 2011 7:01 AM EST up reply actions
Any truth the rumor that Charlie Weiss is joining our nutrition staff?
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth.
You're an idiot, babe.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
by FLpanhandler on Jan 28, 2011 12:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
LOL freakin idiot yo...that
was funny!
" You make the helmet, the helmet doesn't make you! " - Coach Jimbo Fisher
LOL....
I heard he was going to actually call it “Hungry Hippo” instead of wild hog….
FEAR THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!
"Winning when playing poorly is the kiss of the death." - Nick Saban
by goatnole76 on Jan 28, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Now that's funny :)
Don't you know that any Southern Girl worth her salt is a football fan?
I heard he was interested in the honey fried chicken
>>>─────;;─►
by NorFla_Nole on Jan 28, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Any way I can pay Weis to take over uf's nutrition program?
“Here ya go, boy, have another cheeseburger with chili fries. And take some honey chicken while you’re at it.”
On a more serious note
UF’s football strength and conditioning program is about to reach a level even the most fervent olympic style weight lifting programs would dare not dream.
The results are said to be staggering and the training is very cutting edge (only UF has it), something called “Blubbermetrics.” The program is verry hush hush at this time but from the intel I’ve gathered one of the exercises involes coach Weiss a rickshaw and the practice fields at UF, will post more info as I get it.
In what context........
Eat every unhealthy thing available before the players arrive for chow?
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
Charlie Weis so fat.......he deep-fries his toothpaste
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by DRusso97 on Jan 28, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
bwahaha!!!!!
LOLs for real.
And you KNOW he has a deep fryer at home.
Over/under on how many years its been since he’s seen his junk? God,does he have a wife?
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
It's probably just like a 2nd bellybutton now.
When ahead never let up.When behind never give up.
by Chief Pit Bull on Jan 29, 2011 7:06 AM EST up reply actions
Or a turtle poking his head out of a brushpile.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
--- Patches O'houlihan
I guess there are some dirty ho-bag broads out there you could call upon......
Man, i’m thinking the value of China’s entire economy might not be enough.
I mean, physically speaking, is it even possible? I know a ratchet-strap and a few trees would be necessary for starters(i once contemplated hooking-up with a, well lets just say she was a very large girl at work.Strictly based on personallity and many shots) I opted not to when i determined it was probably physically impossible….. And i’d most likely vomit during.
End rant.
"I've been sitting here wondering who'd slow-roast a dogs asshole.......and it just occurred to me,my wife would"----- Det. Allen Gamble
I see
what you did there.
" You make the helmet, the helmet doesn't make you! " - Coach Jimbo Fisher
How long until....
Muffcramp is as hated or more than Spurrier and Meyer? I mean hated beyond the obligatory hate that comes with being Gata.
habitual line stepper
I like Muffcramp....
I love the originality of the nicknames given to opposing coaches. I laugh at ScUM fans calling Jimbo “Dumbo”. Very un-original and that so-called Dumbo beat dat ass 45-17.
FEAR THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!!
"Winning when playing poorly is the kiss of the death." - Nick Saban
Bimbo would be better....
but seeing as 99% of scUM fans didnt go to UM and are uneducated trash, how could one expect them to rhyme or spell. Too harsh? eh well, please see signature.
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