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The Firewater Saloon III

*PLEASE DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS FANPOST

With the clamor of shattering beer bottles and the drunken shouts of soon-to-be-peeved patrons, the third thread of the Firewater Saloon is now open. So, while I may remain named Invictus, it seems that I will eventually cave to peer pressure. (Please don't start encouraging me to take up any unhealthy habits or participating in illegal and highly dangerous activities...)

As before, here are some Firewater Saloon guidelines. Some of your options may have changed, so please read all sentences carefully.

A) Come here to hang out. Chat about things that would unnecessarily clog other threads. Sure, there's that Off-Topic Discussion place, too, but that seems to be for FSU related questions/topics not covered elsewhere. Consider this your any-topic-goes thread of choice. Well, within reason. We can't card patrons at the CyberEntrance, you know.

2) You are encouraged to mingle with the other patrons. Don't be a wallflower and merely read the posts - interact, make friends, start bar fights in your mind and then relate the story (we could all use a laugh).

D) Remember to take you vitamins. We need healthy (and living) readers so TN can continue to get hits during the off-season. Keep TN thriving!

Omega) Therapy sessions only cost 4¢ per word. Just don't take any of my advice, as it might be detrimental to your mental state.

Magenta) Is it any surprise the Pack is winning? After all, "Blessed are the cheesemakers."

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