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Welcome Aboard Cane Res Here is Your FSU Orientation Guide

Please join me in welcoming Cane Res to The Seminole Nation. We here at Nole Nation are always encouraged by the interest in new members and aggressively pursue new applicant around the clock.  Your membership is recognized by the Seminole faithful as a freestanding partnership with The Florida State Seminoles and it's affiliates.  The following is a brief orientation and serves as a stepping stone to your journey to becoming a Seminole.  Again, welcome and please let me know if I can answer any questions you may have.

Orientation for new Nole members.

1.  Please feel free to familiarize yourself with our facilities as we take great pride in offering multiple activity outlets for our members.

2.  Please note that memberships are lifetime memberships and your cancellation will result in the inability to join in the future.  We frown upon band waggonism.

3.  Please take some time to review the memorable FSU  moments of the past and be prepared to discuss on Seminole sites such as these. 

4.  We here at The Florida State University use alternate terminology to identify our program and it's traditions.  For example:  The term 'Swag" or 'Swagger" is not used by Seminoles but rather "Skill Set" or "Talent".  We do not refer to the university as "Da U" or "Da Noles" but rather "The Florida State University" or "FSU".

5.  Here at The Florida State University we pride ourselves on a talent rich alumni and fan base.  Any suggestions to alter or add new traditions should be run by the Tribal Counsel before application.  Please, no fire extinguishers!

6.  Doak S. Campbell Stadium at Bobby Bowden field is owned and operated by The Florida State University and not leased.  Please ensure you do not throw urine or feces at opposing teams fans during home games or events.  Help keep our stadium clean and free of feces.

7.  In an effort to ensure the sports program maintains compliance with the NCAA please do not take players or recruits out on yachts to have sex with, (And subsequently provide abortions to), prostitutes.

8.  You will be required to change any avatar that depicts other universities to a Florida State avatar immediately.

9.  Intellectual commentary on Seminole sporting events in welcome, fist fights are not.

10.  At no point during your Seminole membership are you permitted to accept from the Athletics Department or it's director any coaching change from persons with little to no success.  If these changes are made you must voice your concern and disapproval and challenge the decision.

 

Welcome aboard Cane Res! 

 

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