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100 Absolutely Certain Thoughts For The 2011 College Football Season

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I saw this on SBNation. Its very funny. Particularly funny was the two below: 43. Florida State's Greg Reid hits a man so hard that Reid himself is split into quantum twins. One stays in the present; the other's memory is wiped clean as he is wormholed back to 1990, where he meets a charming young woman and they fall in love. She becomes pregnant, and gives birth to a strong young boy. They name him Greg, and thus the cycle of Greg Reid fathering himself begins and never ends in timespace. 42. Greg Reid is therefore such a badass that the only man who could father Greg Reid IS Greg Reid.

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