I'm thankful that we didn't make the meltdown list. Here are some of my favorites.
Take the kid out of the Bear costume and put him in as head coach.
I'm going to the PD to see if they have a rape kit. Then I'm taking a shower.
We’ve had so many rebuilding years in a row that we could have erected the effing Taj Mahal, the Pyramids, and whatever the fcuk they have in Dubai that’s really tall.
I’m over this sh1t.
Things I'd prefer over watching Bauserman play quarterback
- root canals
- a kick in the junk
- an eviction notice
Can somebody buy Bauserman something already so we can get this fckuer off the field?
We just got raped by the fifth best team in the state of Florida.
What am I supposed to do with all of this toilet paper?
WDE!!!!! Worst Defense Ever!!!
Anyone else find it interesting that Iowa State's defense improved AFTER chizik left? New ISU coach even made the comment that he had to completely reteach technique upon arrival. No worries, keep ignoring the Sherman tank in the living room.