The 2011 Tomahawk Nation Tommy Awards: Best New Commenter
by DKfromVA on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM EST
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PrintThe fourth category of the 2011 Tommy's looks to recognize the contributions of new commenters to Tomahawk Nation. It was decided that eligibility hinged on a sign-up date within the past year. However, as we feel that a new screen name grants one a new identity here at TN, those who changed names during 2011 were also admitted as nominees for outstanding value to the site since said change. Before today's voting begins, take a moment and vote for our other three categories if you have not done so already:
Fanpost of the Year (Low vote total)
DocHoliday2 MS Paint/Photoshop Award
Today's nominees for Best New Commenter are:
It seems like you would complain about a bj being unsatisfying because the hand work was subpar.
I hate to be the anal stat nerd in the room (not really)
After flinging poo all over the living room, I made out like a bandit last night.
IX. Jamil Dawson
Scholars maintain Murray is actually half goat.
Engage in some deep contemplation, then cast your vote below.
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agreed
anyway to get the contexts for these? I remember a few, but not all
"Hey Shakin the Southland, Why didn't you storm the field after the Orange Bowl like you do after every game?" ----------BANNED!!!! hahaha
Nattylite looked up a few examples of their comments and those are what you see quoted below their names. It was just meant to be a quick one-liner. We’re voting on the poster’s body of work over the last 12 months rather than specific comments. That category has yet to come.
>>---l>
so youre saying we need to study the body of JLYOP?
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by NorFla_Nole on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
JustLikeYouOnlyPrettier was a reply to tricknole
We were all created to be Seminoles. This is why we bleed garnet and piss gold.
by NoleThruandThru on Jan 10, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Got my vote :)
We were all created to be Seminoles. This is why we bleed garnet and piss gold.
by NoleThruandThru on Jan 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
you know
I knew who the reply was to without even having to look.
by NolenRyan on Jan 10, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
yep
We were all created to be Seminoles. This is why we bleed garnet and piss gold.
by NoleThruandThru on Jan 10, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
I sent her a warning for that comment and she get's my vote, that was classic and the timing was beautiful.
Warned FrankDNole 09/18/11 2:22 PM EDT Tomahawk Nation [JLYOP"S real name redacted], this is not a warning in fact quite the opposite, but it’s the only way to get a private message to you. This comment you posted to [members name redacted]; “It seems like you would complain about a bj being unsatisfying because the hand work was subpar” was classic. The only reason you can’t see it is because it was part of a thread that was hidden not because of your comment, but one further up. DK and myself thought it was hilarious. Kudo’s.
>------::----::------->Spearing 'em and Scalping 'em like it's 1999
I'm not so sure this Jimbo fella is the right man for the job.
by FrankDNole on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would have to sample the service
Without having experienced the hand work, I don’t know if I should complain or not.
Or are we talking about the comment itself? Damn….
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by RollNole5 on Jan 11, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Sorry
Sometimes for context, I would have needed to post large parts of the entire thread. Hopefully the 4 candidates are well known enough that a visualization for the context is possible.
'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' John Heisman
What's really hard is trying to find a defining comment
In a sea of comedic gold.
This is why I love TN! :)
'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' John Heisman
Aren't DKN and Nole Res just older posters with new names?
Not trying to take away cuz I’m voting for JLYOP regardless :)
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by freshcollegeboy on Jan 10, 2012 12:06 PM EST reply actions
However, as we feel that a new screen name grants one a new identity here at TN, those who changed names during 2011 were also admitted as nominees for outstanding value to the site since said change.
>>---l>
oops
you win :)
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by freshcollegeboy on Jan 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
So, if I just change my name every year,
I could be nominated every year? Got it.
Most Miami fans have a bead case of SARS. Slap Ass Retarded Syndrome.
by Nole Resurrected on Jan 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Gator Resurrected?
'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' John Heisman
Noooooo. Don't suggest that.
ReNole Surrected or Nole Insurrection or something. No need to send people to the swamp side.
Most Miami fans have a bead case of SARS. Slap Ass Retarded Syndrome.
by Nole Resurrected on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Is that the Miami fan that drank his own piss after the FSU/Cane game?
I hate you Off-season
Can't be.
The bathroom is clean.
Official reader of Tomahawk Nation.
Formerly known as Florida State Jay.
by Jamil Dawson on Jan 10, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
It is green.
Most Miami fans have a bead case of SARS. Slap Ass Retarded Syndrome.
by Nole Resurrected on Jan 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Can't be
It’s sterile and he likes the taste.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
I thought I'd be the 1st
To get nole resurrected in the board. But I used too much time deciding and someone beat me to it. Arghh
These 4 should have a separate thread for debate. Last TNer standing wins type deal..
Subject Matter: Republic of Wadiya
'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' John Heisman
although JLYOP is the only "new" person
gotta give it to the man FKA CanRes. truly became a new man, not just a new name.
"I guess they have a reputation of being more of a tricky team and not being tough. You hit ‘em in the mouth, and they don’t like it. Other teams that have beat them just hit them in the mouth, so that’s what we started out with.’’ - Nick Moody
She'll win, because she's a chick and this is the internet.
Most Miami fans have a bead case of SARS. Slap Ass Retarded Syndrome.
by Nole Resurrected on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I really appreciate your wasted vote.....
Most Miami fans have a bead case of SARS. Slap Ass Retarded Syndrome.
by Nole Resurrected on Jan 10, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Total Rec'all
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by freshcollegeboy on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
You got my vote.
It was a two-way tie but, unlike the rest of these nerds, I refuse to brown-nose the only regular poster that also happens to be a hot chick. :)
I'd like to nominate FSU for all of the knowledge she provides.
by CrimiNole Defense on Jan 10, 2012 12:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
There was comment from a broad and it had "BJ's" in it.
This was never going to be a close contest.
I hate you Off-season
by Chief03 on Jan 10, 2012 12:16 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
JLYOP is "BLOWING" away the competition.
'see da broad ta get tha booty yackum, layem down smackum yackum...ho got ta be.... shiiiiiit!' 'early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise'
by jskipnole on Jan 10, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I see what you did there...
RayRayRayRay = Homerism Squared
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by Aaron Tampa Nole on Jan 12, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Come on Jamil!
'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' John Heisman
Where we going?
I voted for DKN. When it comes to sarcasm, he is the excellence of execution.
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by Jamil Dawson on Jan 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Just giving you some support bro!
Even though I voted for JLYOP.
'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' John Heisman
Ha!
I appreciate it.
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by Jamil Dawson on Jan 10, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
JustLikeYouOnlyPrettier's comment has to win. God that made me laugh and I didn't even have to remember when it was.
That comment can be used for any type of complaint some on has. I’ve read it 12 times and it’s just as funny as the first time.
by NOLEisticscience on Jan 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Remember, we’re voting for a poster, not a comment. Just want to make that clear for everyone reading.
>>---l>
The Comment alone will seal the deal.
We’re men……
I hate you Off-season
So... you're saying you voted for JLYOP? :)
'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' John Heisman
I voted for DKN. The very first vote.
And then he fell behind like a motorized shopping cart in the Le Mans.
I hate you Off-season
Im pretty sure if JLYOP even commented with ignorance..
her profile pic would have atleast garnered 40ish votes
"Hey Shakin the Southland, Why didn't you storm the field after the Orange Bowl like you do after every game?" ----------BANNED!!!! hahaha
"I'm just getting really...just kinda TO'ed because
I mean she hasnt even sent me a full body shot yet"
OH HELL YA
"Hey Shakin the Southland, Why didn't you storm the field after the Orange Bowl like you do after every game?" ----------BANNED!!!! hahaha
This one was won long ago
Females using the term bjs are going to win it hands down. (No pun intended!)
The Seminoles are still America's team
Can there be one with soul so dead whose heart does not leap at the sigh of Renegade and the flaming spear
by DocHoliday2 on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That's it. I'm taking my comments and going home.
::pouting::
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM EST reply actions
Clearly this was rigged.
The comment presented isn’t even close to being your funniest.
I totally voted for yours. Now I know where to get the answers I need for anal stats.
You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer.
by JustLikeYouOnlyPrettier on Jan 10, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Now I know where to get the answers I need for anal stats.
Uhhhh…I may be mistaken, but I believe RedTube is the place for anal stats.
My photo appeared in the Nightlife photo collage of the FSView for six weeks in-a-row. That’s who I am.
I happen to have a SIZEABLE collection of anal stats.....with real-world application to back them up.
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this is a truly tough decision
as dkn is clearly the best ‘new’ commentator (if one accepts the tn def of ‘new’)
but jlyop’s comment was likely the single best of the year – (especially when one factors in who it was to)
so based upon body of work, its dkn in a landslide, but her one knock-out punch really makes the race close imo
JLYOP
got my vote. A woman even mentioning a BJ will get my attention and vote everytime
"When you go out there and put numbers on the scoreboard, everything changes. We went out there and executed." -- FSU coach Jimbo Fisher
Is it better to be famous for a comment on the internet about BJs than it is for doing it on the internet? I hope so?
I think everyone can agree, though, that my dating stock just skyrocketed. Thanks?
You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer.
by JustLikeYouOnlyPrettier on Jan 10, 2012 2:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I guess so.
Your bj’s win out. I mean, I gets no love for the skull mount.
Congrats, chick.
Most Miami fans have a bead case of SARS. Slap Ass Retarded Syndrome.
by Nole Resurrected on Jan 10, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Small consolation prize
NR : 494 rec’ds on 2365 comments = 0.2089 rec’ds per comment
JLY: 124 rec’ds on 1830 comments = 0.0678 rec’ds per comment
It’s like Tommy Tutone beating the Rollings Stones…right after “Jenny I got your number” was released.
#AdvancedStatsRule
#SayNoToCosmoBlogThreads
#haha
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 10, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Holy crap
you need to post one more time to hit 10,000.
Not Tricknole like, but, you know, congrats and stuff.
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by freshcollegeboy on Jan 10, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
twitter is my new TN
when I hit 10,000 tweets…I’ll be back.
by Dr.KennethNoisewater on Jan 10, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Well then I'll be waiting...
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by freshcollegeboy on Jan 10, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
You know, I hadn't voted for anyone yet, but you just won my vote.
#onlydouchebagsvote4themselves
Most Miami fans have a bead case of SARS. Slap Ass Retarded Syndrome.
by Nole Resurrected on Jan 10, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
where do you find that information?
i wonder who has the most, other than Bud? who is the top 10, and how do they correlate to number of posts, i.e. does there seem to be a positive trend for number of rec’ds/number of comments? clearly that person is either very funny or is full or good information, or a combination of both.
#postermetrics
"I guess they have a reputation of being more of a tricky team and not being tough. You hit ‘em in the mouth, and they don’t like it. Other teams that have beat them just hit them in the mouth, so that’s what we started out with.’’ - Nick Moody
You have access to WAYYYYYY too many stats....
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'Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.' John Heisman
Was there a doubt?
"When you go out there and put numbers on the scoreboard, everything changes. We went out there and executed." -- FSU coach Jimbo Fisher
by xfactor159 on Jan 10, 2012 6:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
What's a BJ?
Would you demonstrate? Forget the internet. We can just meet at a quaint little side-street trattoria.
I feel like this is another attempt to get me out of my house for nefarious purposes.
And we all know what happened after you tried the last time.
You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer.
by JustLikeYouOnlyPrettier on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll remind you when you call me again later.
You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer.
by JustLikeYouOnlyPrettier on Jan 11, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
I voted for JLYOP because it was funniest,
but let’s get things straight, the handwork is part of the whole experience.
Mobile Rec
For you good sir
"When you go out there and put numbers on the scoreboard, everything changes. We went out there and executed." -- FSU coach Jimbo Fisher
by xfactor159 on Jan 10, 2012 6:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I do declare....
I still believe the animated GIFs and Photoshops I made are the best. Then again, I am incredibly biased. Good luck to all!
Really? NOTHING?!??
#ScrewYouGuysImGoingHome
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Where is the grammar police to crack down on the use of this so called “commenter” word? Not so tough now, are we? ARE WE????
My photo appeared in the Nightlife photo collage of the FSView for six weeks in-a-row. That’s who I am.
It's a real word. Really is.
>------::----::------->Spearing 'em and Scalping 'em like it's 1999
I'm not so sure this Jimbo fella is the right man for the job.
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