Orange Bowl 1998 (to the tune of Maryland, My Maryland)
The 98 Miami Game
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
Down 95, I gladly came
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
Paid 20 bucks to a Cuban guy,
Parked behind his fence, 15 feet high,
Walked to the game, thinking I might die.
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
Miami fans were talking trash,
Orange Bowl , Oh Orange Bowl
Their players were all paid in cash,
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
I got some beer in a paper sack
At a mini-mart with whores in back
While all around were smoking crack…
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I took my ticket to the gate,
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The Ibises were spewing hate,
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
This storied home of football fame
Had become a stinking toilet, lame…
But they did sell cold beer at the game!
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
The beer was gone by the early third,
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
A douche bag Cane gave me the bird,
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
Among all the Orange and Green
A sweeter sight I’d never seen:
Seminoles 26-14!
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Where has it gone? That storied place?
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
Miami Gardens can’t replace
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
The Rivalry is dying fast,
Da U, it’s glory in the past.
But we won’t forget who won there last!*
Orange Bowl, Oh Orange Bowl
*2006 FSU 13, UM 10