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Ode To The Wolfpack


We should do one of these for every team...one thing you had to know,
Its don’t eat snow where the wolfpack go,
While on each other with each of their boners,
They caught a glimpse of Lamarcus Joyner,
They cried so long and they cried so loud,
They couldn’t protect Glennon from Amp McCloud,
Glennon went to the ground with a concussion again,
But that didn’t stop big Timmy Jernigan,
He stomped on his head and made the Pack quicker learners,
They all took off at the sight of Bjoern Werner,
Some ran home and some ran to Arbys,
But that didn’t stop fast Ronald Darby,
Not long at all not one minute it took,
Soon beside Darby was Terrance Brooks,
‘stop messing with us you are so mean!’
They shouted out to Tank Carradine,
He grabbed them by the neck and said ’I’m glad you’re alone,
because tonights your last night, I brought Christian Jones.’
In all of their pants they dropped a big doody,
Because from out of nowhere here came Nick Moody,
He laid the lumber and they all fell,
Then Tyler Hunter dragged them to Hell,
Hell spit them back and wouldn’t you know,
From out of nowhere coach speak from Jimbo,
“Now ya’ ll are fine boys and talented too, but we’re still gonna squash you like moist poo poo.’
“Give it to em straight” yelled Coach Trickett,
“Show me your schlong because I’m gonna kick it.’
Just as the beat down started to get hairy,
‘Stop, Stop!!’ Yelled cheatin Ron Cherry,
‘A beat down like this is not the way it goes,
Unless the refs give it To you Seminoles,’
Then out of the shadows he came thence,
To give Ron a beat down….and his name’s Vince,
’don’t mess with my Noles, the garnet and gold.
Nor should you eat snow where the wolfpack goes,
Because I’m a freak and my name’s Vince,
And in your pants did you just piss.’

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