Some caveats before you bust out laughing: - QB Morris, LB Buchannan & 2nd/3rd String DT King are out. - The order can't be taken seriously, because Golden pulls stunts like this to motivate certain guys. So just focus on the names, regardless of order. Now you're free to laugh. Seriously, have a look at the defensive end position. Three of Miami's top four defensive ends wouldn't sniff a scholarship at FSU.