You guys HAVE GOT to read this. Funny stuff right here: "OK Mr. Corn, I'll bite, what oppressive circumstance that none of us can possibly understand are you referencing? Are you suggesting that none of us come from families that struggled to make ends meet? Maybe none of us were raised by a single parent? Perhaps some of us didn't eat grilled cheese sandwiches, cheap hot dogs (with no bun), ramen noodles, or fishsticks for dinner AS A TREAT because we came from an era of economic recession that makes today's seem tame?"