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Meanwhile, In Tampa...

"-- Skip, it's your boss, Doug Woolard. I know you're going to get all kinds of abuse from the fans because the team is still going downhill in your third year, and your defense is a mess, and your offensive line is a sieve, and your special teams are a disaster, and almost none of your recruits are ready to play, and the team makes just as many stupid mistakes as they did with the guy I had to fire before you, and I know there are going to be USF fans dumping their tickets to FSU fans for whatever they can get because they know what's coming next Saturday, and your team's going to get hammered in front of all the kids you're trying to recruit, and you'll have to tell them how things will somehow be different if they come play for you, and then after that game the stands are going to be empty for the rest of the season because they have no faith in you at all. But I have faith in you! That's why I gave you that five-year extension in the offseason! Even though you hadn't produced anything of any value, and that one win over Notre Dame was a total fluke because they beat themselves, and I could have avoided all of this by waiting until the end of this season to re-evaluate things before I committed another $6 million to you that we don't really have. But what's done is done! So don't worry! You're not going anywhere for at least two or three more years! Glad I could help you out."

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