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I had the weirdest dream

I woke up Tuesday after the BCS title game and just shuddered. I had the weirdest dream Monday night. Went like this: There was this great big elephant, who was sodomizing the poor, little leprechaun, just awful. But that wasn't the really weird part! Surrounding this pair, were several caricatures of different creatures, all in circle. There were a couple of different tigers, two bulldogs, a wild cat, a boar hog, a chicken, a blue tick hound, a crocodile, a sailor and what appeared to be a Confederate Colonel. These "caricatures" were all cheering the elephant on wildly, yelling things like "Give it him Al!," and "Pack the derm." Just disgusting. And as it's going on, all the caricatures were masterbating furiously! I hate to even describe it, but it was just so vivid, like it's "real." Finally, outside this unholy circle were two more, a third tiger who looked a little undernourished, along with a Collie who appeared to have recovered from an illness but was now, quite healthy. The collie looked at this smaller, sickly tiger and said "Wow, they said I was weird over in the Big 12." And the tiger said, "Yeah, I don't think we're playing Kansas anymore. But the money is GUUUUUREAT!"
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