This is a place you don't want to be.
Screw up and you'll get a wag of the finger!
Leaving: Jim Bunting...we meant John Bunting...hell isn't Jim Bunting a Congressman or something.
Arriving: John Bunting...Nice game against Rutgers, see if you get another sell out this season.
Leaving: Gary Cismesia...2-for-2 and an extra point on a bad snap. "The Weed" to his critics: Talk to the hand!
Arriving: Duke...where the football team wishes it could make the front page...in the school newspaper.
Leaving: Tim Tebow's Crazy Dad...This is Temporary I'm Sure.
Arriving: Mark McHale...FSU's offensive line coach who took a top 30 rushing attack and turned it into a top 110 rushing attack.
Leaving: Reggie Ball...You don't deserve the right to be on the board you failure!
Arriving: Colorado...The whole freakin' state. So much for those "hot, young coaching prospects" eh?