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'Ya see, those boys over there at Tomahawk Nation keep saying I'm old. I don't read it cuz I...

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'Ya see, those boys over there at Tomahawk Nation keep saying I'm old. I don't read it cuz I haven't got the ebay, and Mickey still hasn't had the electricity run from the street over at his house, but Jeff has been keeping me updated as to what's been going on over there. Now the shoe's on the other foot, ya see? Those boys have been acting like Calendar All-Americans and now they're getting a little older themselves. Dadgum it, we all get there eventually. That guy Uncensored is turning 24 today. He's only got a hundred and thirty seven years then he'll be sitting where I'm sitting, ya know? Then we'll see how much he knows about actually playing good defense. I remember when I was his age, we didn't worry about how terrible our school's football team was. We were just afraid the dinosaurs would catch us."